Groundhog63

Man United Cup Draw

If I've followed this correctly even the harridan in the ticket office didn't make this decision. It was "the recipient can't go in" at that point. Escalated afterwards. Probs ticket manager.

Jota £45m Nunez £85m Salah £42m (in 2017 btw ££££) Gakpo £42m Diaz £52m Szob £70m

Anyone seen this? Last edition of Private Eye.

I'm all in for Howe. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but I wouldn't like share a trench with some of you lot 😂

Some fucking right whiney, deluded, ungrateful fannied on here mind. Unsurprisingly

Probably so they have someone black to hockle on if none of the team's black player's Mams bump into them in the car park.

Dear Matt We tried to do the right thing and get a paper ticket from the box office even though, when he sells tickets on, that Wallsendmag just deletes the ticket from the app and sends the punter the email. Regards JP

The initial manifestation of The Club World Cup isn't about making huge profits. It's about putting in place, in the international public's consciousness, a World Club league. It's what Yank owners are after.

Simply beautiful

Why's Lewis Hall running about in his socks

Woke af in this billet, like. I've just been washing the dishes and I heard her shout from the living room "aaaah fuck off man, I'm not listening to that shit" Went in and she's turned Sky off 😂😂 Manure wankfest

New game of Last Man Standing started this weekend. £270 in the kitty 12 binned already, having picked Villa (6), Manure (5) and Fulham (1) 6 of us on tenterhooks for the Toon

Tavernier

Heard he reckons Forest would've won the league if it wasn't for those pesky kids

Darren Peacock

Turns out it was played yesterday but, today we watched the second half of The Carling Knockout Cup. South Africa's League Cup, I think. Anyways the underdogs won. Was an enjoyable watch. Magesi 2 - 1 Sundowns Mag easy, Sunderland down

Back watching it. Drury free

Chinese

I don't do drugs

Nah, sacked it off. I'm cooking scran anyway so left her watching Special Ops: Lioness (Yank garbage)

Just saying the same. He should just leave the commentary box, go down to the dugout and suck the cunt off. Switched off now, we're not listening to that shite.

Talking about updates, that BBC scores page is fucking tragic.

Bloke should've been sent off every game he's played against us. Gets away with murder, the dorty kernt