JeffJ

Someone collapsed in the Gallowgate.

No, didn’t happen, they always get 3 points up here apparently. What a fucking day that was. After John Carew missed a penalty by a million miles, we were unbelievable. Remember coming out of SJP and the Villa lot already on their coaches with faces liked slapped arses. Aye, that will do today please!

If anything you’ve hit it too well.

Exile thinks the worst part about the whole Bill Cosby thing was ‘the hypocrisy’ RIP Norm x

#Cans

‘Mick, I know you lost custody and you’ve not seen him in years ….. here’s your long lost son, AJ’

In the last few months they’ve seen HMS Piss the League smash into its yearly comedy iceberg, still 3 leagues under the sea. 6-0 at Bolton was going to be the low point …. Only to be followed by the hilarious over reaction to signing a 39 year old, two humiliating losses by lowly Racecourses and the saviour Keano saying no no. While more importantly for them the Mags have gone from a winless relegation certainty under Ashley & Bruce to an invigorated United club on the global stage with the richest owners in the world. We spent three times the worth of their entire club in January alone. Their early season giddiness about playing us in the Champo next season is slipping away faster than Roy Keane heading for the door at SOL. Still they’ve got Dan Neil.

‘Took Preston from 7th under Simon f***ing Grayson to 16th. Another superb manager. Takes a special talent to make Grayson look good’

Maybe the billionaires from Dell will see the campaign of hate and think, finally these fans have convinced us that this is the club for us. Dellewded. Expect the beardy toucher who flogs Poundland energy drinks to be all over it though.

‘Mag like behaviour’ + scissors = MEGA FEWM

They should have kept Jack Ross. Was going to be the next Alex Ferguson when they appointed him.

Keane would have interviewed them, grilled them on how much money he’d have to spend, saw the extend of incompetence, gave KLD’s dog a quick wank and got out of chicken town.

Baaaaaaaally with Dick Advocatts for me like.

Sat in the East Stand on Tuesday night and you can see its Trippier organising the defence. He’s talking to our players, holding the line and as shown after conceding, dragging us up off the canvas. Can’t remember too many Spurs fans who were sad at him leaving at the time. I think working with Simeone has made him into a much better defender and a complete full back. We knew he’d be a massive upgrade on the utter shite we’ve been used to at full back but as you say, didn’t expect him to have such an impact.

Sensational second half. He’s can be unplayable when shows he can go outside, get to the byline and put in crosses as well as his stock move of cutting inside and slaloming through the defence. So much harder to defend. It felt to me like he was the key part of the team attacking and not just a match winner having to do it all himself in sporadic moments.

Massive result. Massive performance. When Howe arrived, he said we will train with same intensity as we want play and I think we saw that second half. No more blowing out of our arses at 60 minutes and just trying to hang on. Stamina, physicality and application are a million miles better than what he inherited. Its basic stuff but there’s signs of progress and a plan. Absolute joy to be in that atmosphere tonight, the release when Trippier scored was immense. 3–1 up and just sheer enjoyment the rest of the way. Class.

He’ll be hounded out by Christmas. If he takes it, it’ll be the worst decision a McCann has made since Kate and Gerry went out and left the bedroom window open.

Can I just shock you? I like football. Despite what I did to Newcastle and Rangers earlier.

Looks like your going to starve then, marra.

Beeeeeeeeewwwww

Turning up for Defor’s ‘homecoming’ and singing Keane’s name Simple minded folk who love some nostalgia, its like a fucking Peter Kay act. Hope there’s a left footed black lad playing for Donny so they can give him an ovation thinking he’s Kieran Richardson.

100% ego. He’s a very, very good manager in his own words. But I’m sure he’ll roll out that football is in his blood. Along with copious amounts of uric acid.

Lingard would have buried that like.

Kid pure Waddled the fuck out of that. Glazer FC Social media team will be in overdrive with apologies …. We go again!

Damn. Hate to see it.