Guybrush

Having watched one highlight reel; I'm all in.

Luckily I don't trust Arsenal's judgement on strikers considering their position has been 'hang fire and play Merino up top'

Sounds great if the club do dig in, but man I hate that Telegraph article: 'Liverpool have conducted themselves with decorum' Club targets offered 'more attractive cities to live in"

Archive link for Telegraph: https://archive.ph/gAlFW

What a roller coaster today has been. I'm now at the stage of praying to evil incarnate itself, Real Madrid Football Club, to snap him up.

Whatever we do, we need to move quickly. Either shut this down, or ship him out. We've got a squad to buy.

Was never worried about this whole saga, but now? Ah man.

If you look closely, he's actually one of the lads in the music video.

Ah... yeah... I mean... that's the joke. To put your mind at ease, I know it's Elvis . I just make out like the fanbase has latched on to this version of the song. You know, now that I've explained it, it's even funnier. Thanks!

Maybe . The woosh is supposed to be aimed at any Sunderland fans in your life.

I'm not sure when their fans started appropriating 'Can't help falling in love', nor do I care to check, but one thing that brings me joy is asking a fan why they're so attached to an early 2000s track by the A-Teens: It's even better when you can sell it as the original version of the song

I'm on this train. If we see him as a Wilson replacement it's night and day.

As an aside, why have people who only speak English started using 'la' wrong at the end of sentences? When did it become in vogue? Is it the new Inshallah?

Got far too much grief, and at one point was a real miss when he wasn't on the pitch. To score in the Champions League, win a trophy, and be out on the pitch with your brother, is the dream of every single supporter, and he lived it. Gaan on Sean lad.

How good was the football forum yesterday man? Those were the day

My last unfinished message in this thread was 'is there any world where we sign this guy AND keep Isak?!' Turns out the answer might be yes

Sounds mental to say, but I think he needs to prove himself again this year. Felt like not as much came off for him last year, compared to his previous year, and compared to Murphy on the right. Hope he smashes it this season.

Price is too low. Add another zero and we've got a deal.

This man is a legend

It was part of the overall joke, but now that I've had to explain it, it's painfooly unfunny.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. To compete with Chelsea, we just need to organise that the winner of the Sela cup gets a prize of a hundred billion pounds. Once that's sorted, invite a few non league teams, and maybe Man U, win the cup and we're sorted. It's full proof. Full. Proof.

Distribution aside, I think Pope is class. Apart from bedding in a long term replacement, what attributes does Trafford have to his game that will elevate the team?