Guybrush

Marco Sportiello is absolutely a made up name. That is the name of an Italian football player made up by a games developer in Japan in the 90s.

Happy with those changes

We progress the ball very slowly these days.

Deary me

What happened to our relentless pressing? Do we just not do that anymore?

Zlatan in the crowd for a toon game man

Trust in Murphy

If Tonali starts it'll be interesting to see how he reacts. It can't be easy coming back to your hometown club so soon.

Such a good touch from Wilson there considering he was holding someone off as well.

There's surely going to be one hundred billion minutes of extra time at this rate.

Their goalie is absolutely rattled now like. Just pepper their goal with shots from all over

Writing the wrongs of the last VAR decision

Not a foul at all.

Just two banks of 4 from Brentford every time we go forward. We need to break quicker.

This Liverpool team are so unlikeable .

I'm not watching those videos because I can't for the life of me understand why anyone would, but I've proper gone down the rabbit hole of how to respond to "I'm just asking questions" and the bad faith tactics behind using this approach. For all the articles Google has brought up, I haven't yet found a strategy that deals with the 'just asking questions' person except ignoring them . Would be nice to have a clearer way to shut that bad faith level of 'inquiry' down. Also, I learned a new adjacent term to the 'questions' one above "sealioning", which is apparently taken it's origins from this comic:

That is a tough group.

This guy has an AI voice.

How is Joe Cole relevant?

According to the Euro Club Index the following group would be the toughest: (4), Real Madrid (2), AC Milan (15) and Newcastle (17). That is mental reading that

Well, that's me avoiding all the nuanced takes in all the football forum threads for this week

Come on!!!