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If he goes, I demand another mercurial dribbling genius frenchman. It's a Newcastle tradition.

I want him to stay. I'm not basing that on data, or pragmatic well reasoned arguments though. He can dribble and skin people, and that's exciting to watch . Regardless of whether his departure and subsequent replacement would strengthen or weaken the team, I'll be disappointed if a mazy dribbling maverick leaves our squad. I know that's not the ruthless attitude we need to win, but I'm not the manager so who cares

Wish Chelsea would stop getting bailed out by everyone like.

So, what are the chances of realistically getting a ticket for these group games without being a season ticket holder?

I get what you're saying in regard to the physical stadium, but most of the argument for staying revolves around the location. I don't think anybody was argue against an upgrade to facilities or increased capacity ala Triggers broom, but it's still got to stay in the same cupboard, to totally butcher your metaphor

Stay. No question. Call it sentiment or nostalgia or a poor financial decision but I don't want it anywhere else. The location is historic, iconic and baked into the DNA of every Geordie and even the city itself. Usually I'm not one for history standing in the way of progress. Knock down a grade 2 listed building and put up a parking lot for all I care , but this is different. I know it's not logical, but supporting the toon for the most part hasn't been logical either and neither is footy as a whole. Emotion and sentiment is regularly being squeezed out of the game in the name of finance, and I think this is one instance where we should just let things be.

I swear people have never heard of syllables like

I could play this off as a subversive wind up of AC Milan fans...but it was genuinely just a typo. Sentiment still stands, even though now it will count for nothing because I've inadvertently insulted the whole fan base

I absolutely want this player because he's a good player and I want Newcastle to win. However, I do feel for Inter having both Tonali and Maldini ejected from the club. Local legends being sold or released as assets is a tough one like. We've been there!

Him and Longstaff got all the plaudits!

Any excuse to post this gif.

I mean, surely not . Going to need some extra sources asap.

Ah thats a real shame. His goals against Man U were an oasis in a desert of otherwise terrible football.

https://twitter.com/ModernLepra/status/1665276147951624193?s=20 Nowt beats South American ultra support

Nice one! Love these out of nowhere (for me at least) transfers.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65710078 Might be giggs but the Everton representative voting for themselves as 'best away fans' has tickled me

There needs to be an official assist of the season category so we can all unanimously vote for Willock's aasist to Isak. As for goal... yeah there's probably more important, probably more spectacular goals, but my vote goes to the man who gave us this...

Gaan on Leicester!

Class that.

Howay Bournemouth!

Aye, that's decently funny. Accents as always seem a bit ropey though

I'm a ten now!

That should've been it!

So close man