Guybrush

Randoms just hugging me. Been offered a can. Town is banging

St James is bouncing

Aye

Man of the match for me.

Last time we won a domestic trophy, me fatha was born. Doctors haven't give him long left, and I've just watched the Toon win a domestic trophy with him. Bloody brilliant. Toon toon.

Eight?!

Our players down?

Wembley sounds like St James park!

Missed it?

Visiting in a hospital and watching on an overhead TV from the 1800s Screamed so loud some other visitors said we almost gave them a heart attack. Told them they were in the best place for one

It's so easy to just not do any of those things too

Visiting someone in hospital so I'll be watching it in 144p on one of those rip off hospital bed teles

Wonderful news. What a fantastic accomplishment.

Come on Salah's hamstring, now is your chance to be a hero.

Wanting to make Manchester United great again? Stating the intention to win the Premier League by 2028? Some of the quotes from that interview are wild

Commentary on my feed is absolutely devastated

Can he play left back? Bring him home.

Gordon, Hall, now Botman?

Will he be banned for the final?

Howay Plymouth is something I never thought I'd say, but here we are

This is a game we're not favourites to win, so hypothetically and unethically speaking, field the kids, Sunday league tackles only. Secure the cup in March. Job done.

Bloody hell

Well this is just wonderful.

Same. Howe keeps the faith in players. Surprised Dubz isn't starting in midfield

This is a war crime.