Lazarus

Howe: Success is earned Bruce: Will need pall bearers to carry his urn

Howe: The Last Samurai Bruce: The Last Hamurai

Nah we'll get that little VW remote controlled car that carries the ball to the centre circle

How the fuck is the world cup starting in 6 days time?

1000 articles?

By having an official chocolate partner?

EDIT: new page wank partner

Someone posted a link a while showing manure i think and all their partners. There was some really random stuff

Playing devils advocate a bit here but....theyve already embraced western capitalism and are using its influence on the world stage. How much 'evolving' is left there for them to do? And yes - the religion dominates all aspects of life over there so unless they can separate church and state, they wont really change.

Yeah got to be Longstaff. I think it was the Southampton game where he'd covered every inch of grass after just 30 mins. Just unbelievable.

I didnt know Hasbulla was at the match 9:56mins

Howe: Bonk Bruce: Chonk

Howe: Time waste Bruce: Elasticated waist

Howe: Player in the hole Bruce: New belt hole

I reckon this January window is gonna be the most important one yet. Youd think that all we have to do is improve on our fringe players like Fraser, Murph, Darlow, Lewis etc and we could have a good go at the champions league places given where we are currently placed. But, as Howe keeps pointing out, we need the consistency to go 38 games and I dont think this current squad can sustain the current levels over such a long period. Bruno is away at the world cup having just had a bairn, his form has already dropped slightly and hes not gonna get much rest after the tournament. Pope, Wilson and Trips are away and again arnt gonna get much rest before going back into the 100mph PL games. We need 1st team players if Eddie eases the world cup players back in the team. But its likely that this may force some of our fringe players out of the 25 man squad. Gonna be interesting to see how the club manage this.

Howe: Correct nutrition every day Bruce: Can smell a Sunday dinner on a Friday

Howe: Team is creating Bruce: Arsehole is dilating

Howe: We''ll beat these tonight Bruce: Lettuce is my kryptonite

Klopp: Inhalers help you play great Bruce: Inhales a gravy boat

Howe: Winner Winner Bruce: Chicken Dinner

Howe: Dark Arts Bruce: Smelly Farts

Howe: Good Job Bruce: Blow Job

Howe: Third place Bruce: Third helping

First Ive laughed when one of our players has gone down injured