Lazarus

https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1403072086403334146

Fucking hell youre not kidding!

Didnt his dog have a offshore bank account?

Aye those cup finals at wembley are great memories

Sensational

I can only assume Bruce is working for the FA now in some sort of tactical role.

That advert on the digital hoardings - Shirt Scarf Dettol Fuck off

Id love the see a video of his whole season. All the clips of him scuffing shots, tripping over the grass, getting confused over having 2 feet, Bruces constipated face then Clark getting sent off, then the clips in that 7 minute vid, Longstaffs defense of him and then that player of the year award. Would be amazing to properly show the monster player he became.

Wow - didnt think he was that old. Doesnt seem that ago he was tearing up the PL and going half arsed on exercise bikes

Hes got to be 33 or 34 now hasnt he?

Er... Manure?

Interesting comment towards the end of that article: ?

Wooden leg under the jersey?

Couple of doves on the wings would be great.

https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10216491180352330&set=gm.4818728961519726

Never even heard of him so looked him up on wiki Insane

Ive heard hes retired and started work in a brewery. Hes in charge of the hops.

To the tune of Que sera sera: Sven Botman-Botman Hes slower than Jupiter Slower than Captain Slow Botman Botman

Players must have the equivilent of a medical multiple times a season anyway nowadays? But yes, Id imagine a condition of insuring the player will be a fresh medical.

As said above his attacking is under rated but maybe Howe and his coaches can improve it further with him too. Excellent defender.

Browsing some streams and noticed that the centre circle in the Náutico vs Vasco da Gama match looks wonky.

Would never happen. He'd say he caught covid or something the spineless bloater.

Ando posted about them i think??

FYP.

Can we take a moment to consider how we might look to a foreign player and his agent? Were a club with money and an unproven manager. A big stadium but with shite facilities. We know were going places, everyone knows were going places, but were arnt there yet. We can sell our 'project' and our future potential to certain players, like Bruno, but not all of our targets are going to buy into that. Which is fair enough.