Lazarus

Amazing performance and result. We are the real deal. Best bit was the commentator on my stream wondering how Arteta wasnt down with cramp

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-62689258

Hes rocked up in Scarborough for New Years Eve.

Big joe going for that maiming xp again

RIP

Howe: Press high and press low Bruce: Buffalo

No, but if he could have stayed consistently fit he would have been, imo.

Woodgate also played alongside Ronaldo (the good one), Zidane, Roberto Carlos, Sergio Ramos, Raul, Casillas, Beckham etc etc Botman isnt at that level yet.

He was a crock before, during and after us. Probably because of his lifestyle and he was regularly in trouble after nights out iirc. But when he was fit, he was unreal and had it all.

Nah - Woodgate from very under rated because of his injury record but the bloke was an artist. Botman may end up being better in a few years time but........not yet.

Im gonna need more socks

I feel old.

Whats this about us bidding 88m for Enzo Fernandez? Mustve passed me by with xmas

I wonder if thats why he bonded so quickly with Longstaff, cos of the hockey backgrounds?

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/d85177cdcedf30cd7be26044be2fa7ca8bedba3b/0_58_3115_1869/master/3115.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none

I think big Joe has some sort of maiming bonus in his contract. Great stuff

Longstaffs gone off looking like hes got sunburn, such is the amount of running hes done

Big joe does not give a fuck

Ive missed jolintons brand of ultraviolence

Aye and everyone was saying we only had 40m to spend due to FFP before we spunked 60m+ on Isak. As we all know weve announced some commercial deals so im guessing around 80m for jan window. (Hopefully )

Yep - he'll get mobbed when he eventually scores

Before he got injured Maxi was doing very well i thought. He was less gung ho in the sense of going for glory himself and was looking for a way to get the ball to a teammate more often than he used to. Then he got injured. But as said above, Howe will figure out how to get the best out of him in his system. But further down the pecking order than Murphy? Nah

Alan Barnes is at your window

Some of those comments that dont make it to his screen