Lazarus

He'll get booed at the next home game no doubt - what an absolute idiot. Someone in his position - you just cant take the chance. Nobody can. Theres probably an internal disciplinary process for when the police become involved too. I know ive joked about a maiming bonus in his matches but fucking hell...

Not sure - i just remember him going from Calamity James to pretty reliable in his 30's.

Maybe David James the keeper?

Think Joelinton is already there

Lets be honest if Longstaff added regular goals to his game we'd all be happy. His all round game is very good. Are we expecting to be a gerrard or lampard - no. But havnt chances put on a plate for him and not converting them is annoying like.

Anyone else think Miggy has been working on his upper body strength? He seems that bit more solid.

Henry was an underperforming winger iirc until wenger bought him and stuck him up front.

Hes getting forward a lot more recently and is playing a huge part of our defence and attacks. Needs to work on that shooting though

Warehouse?

Nah - this is the new NUFC - we dont blow it in the cup.

The only link i can find with asm is the phrase 'Helios black team' which when googled links to this tiktok video. You can see the text Helios black team event under the video. https://www.tiktok.com/@heliospantheon/video/7146604572163804422?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7146604572163804422

Really hope Howe can get the best out of him - hes a very good player. Maybe he just needs a bit more 'nurturing' and an arm round the shoulder more often to feel special, i dont know. That said the moment that ANY player no longer buys into Howes methods or is unhappy they can fuck right off, whether thats ASM, Bruno, Botman or whoever.

Was an assistant with Peru i think. I loved watching those passes with the outside of his boot.

Ill shurrup then

Thats very true but you wouldstill be looking at a considerable outlay.

Sorry aye - where the fuck did i get that from.

My worry for champo clubs is the spending needed as the gulf in quality between that and the PL is huge. Forest spent what was it?? £150m plus on 20+ players but theyre only 3 points from 2nd bottom. Weve spent more than double that but the game against sheff weds has highlighted that our options outside of the 1st team are poor. If you look at the current bottom 3, do any champo clubs have better squads?

WTF has Griezmann done with his hair ?

Villa signed Maguire already?

Program is live on the iplayer now.

This lad who has won the pel looks like dwayne dibbly

That was a MASSIVE bouffant hair-do.

Someones on the vinegar strokes here...

Amazing performance and result. We are the real deal. Best bit was the commentator on my stream wondering how Arteta wasnt down with cramp

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-tyne-62689258