Lazarus

How the fuck did George Weah only score 18 goals for his country? I wouldve thought 18 per game would be more accurate?

This was the highlight of the game tbh. Never thought Id be saying that after a 5 nil win.

Pitch invasion

Now the lights come back on

Murphy

That medal looks like something Mr T would wear - fucking huge

Queen - we are the champions

Its like watching the battle of winterfell.

Found this?? https://www.nufc.co.uk/nufc-tv/live/live-video/

Ive got my anti-convulsants ready

Looks like Eddie is keen for him to put down some roots...

Wasnt there a big kick off in the last match over there?

His arm position looks like that kick at the end of the karate kid.

So were spending big in January?

Cook Islands

Didnt work for Paqueta...

If true, thats gonna have half the 1st team knocking on eddies door 'Hi boss, I'd like a word about my contract'....

The geggs

Big Joe's Samba Centre

Id take him but not at 70m. At that price its got manure transfer written all over it. The question is what, if anything, could Howe do with him in terms of improving him?

Antonio Mango?

A A Ronson coming on for the Americans

Commentators bigging this up like two heavyweights going at it

Pfffft