Lazarus

https://www.facebook.com/newcastleunited/videos/764509814738273/

Think New Zealand last played middle of June so maybe too early for Wood to be back? Dunno about Manq.

So did Dwight Gayle.

Hes a left winger isnt he? I only really know him from FM. Absolute assist machine in one of the games, like 30+ in either the last FM or the one before. Surely he will cost a fortune in wages though?

Cant wait. Been a while since we had a good name calling sesh

PMSL - nowts happenning at the club and we start arguing. The club needs to make regular signings and announcements to keep this place sane.

We need to spend a bit of time concentrating on outgoings, even if they are loans. Weve got 6 or is it 7 players now who wont make the 25 man squad?

As pointed out in the comments, Del Piero is in his own box when the move starts. Incredible.

The Taggart and Columbo dvd box sets

Yeah and then in 2 years time we can derail this thread about players who should play for nowt at Stoke because they love the beautiful game...

I just love the fact weve been linked, however remote the posibility is, with a player of his calibre. Also, there was a semi plausible rumour that were gonna sign late in the window.

Presumably if we do sign him that would rule out Pacqueta?

Must be wierd being a footballer sometimes. Get off a private jet, go straight to your new employer, get told to strip off

38 years is some achievement. Bet he could write an amazing book.

Cant wait for the board meltdown that weve bought a donkey when hes cabbaged after 60 mins of his first game and get subbed off with cramp.

Away to Chelsea with Cisses 2 two goals

Thats great - but that foul on 6:50 ish - everyones pissing themselves laughing And how is he wearing that HUGE gold chain?

Just reading his wiki page - he collapsed and died on the pitch during a charity game.

Im in 2 minds now about Ekitike. If his agent is being an arse now - how much of an arse is he going to be if the lad signs and develops as expected? Are we then gonna have a player being hawked around transfer window?

The RVI is next door. Too soon?