Lazarus

Chris Wood dwarfed by the 2 lads either side of him

Id love to see Miggy batter them into submission with his eyebrows and score again.

Weve got more staff than players

Did he just say Dan Burn was on the right wing?

Thats right

Fucks sake. Even those pre season friendlies were broadcast - albeit with the camera zoomed right in and we all got headaches

Banana & Ranger.

They'd never catch him

I know but.....when you get the chance watch a vid of him playing. You'll see what I mean

Looks to be just like Bruno from one of the videos ive just watched. Sign him up.

Eddie: Think positive thoughts Steak: Hand down the shorts

All his goals are so similar. His end of season goals compilation is just gonna be ridiculous.

I think thats Miggy trolling everyone

Have we suddenly got a squad full of asthmatics?

Ive decided I dont mind if we lose this. I used to go into games knowing we were likely to lose, or even less likely get a flukey win. But now, i know we go into games with a plan, a tactical approach, a certain level of fitness and a certain team that has been drilled on the training ground. In other words, I wont mind if we lose because at least we will try.

I think this reputation for being slow and not having much pace is because he is so composed and has a great sense of positioning. Seems to be totally unflappable.

I can understand Pope ducking to get through the door, but why is Bruno?

Hopefully we'll get a golden result and not a cliff hanger otherwise we will look a right bunch of charlies.

Hes got some manspread on him.

I wonder how much our non playing staff wage bill has increased by over the last 12 months?

Seahorses are cool. The bloke takes the eggs off the lass and tells her to fuck off.

Hopefully this will thrust us into pole position.

If we keep the ground we have to keep the name.