Lazarus

One paragraph is how far I got - becoming a millionaire is now punk rock?

Where does Brozovic fit into that?

Hes 6 ft tall - so that makes you, what, 4 ft 10?

Didnt we get through 10 pages of this when he was appointed?

Not credit no - but i kinda meant more in the sense that theyre created out of thin air and tradable.

Yep - no difference between most money and NFT's tbh. Both are tradable virtual assets.

Er - is Knopfler considered a Geordie now?

Is that even Shearers house?

These have been available for months - I first noticed them attached to south american clubs then loads of Italian clubs had them. After release they immediately plummet in value.

So..................

He'll be mist.

I think the Star has had a brain fart with their story linking us to Vlahovic

Is Bruce back?

Is Carr even in the game anymore?

Have players coming from abroad had to isolate for 10 days?

Its all about the accumulation of ass whuppings

What could possibly go wrong?

If we get rid of Lascelles - who becomes captain? I dont think theres much captain material in the squad tbh.

Amazing player. Ive got it in my head that he had an operation on his heart at about 12 or something but can i bugger find out about it online???

Dubs winner from a corner in the 8th minute of injury time.

We desparately need someone in the middle who can impose himself on the game. Make him captain so he can boss our lot too

Ive said before I dont think Howe has worked out how to best use him yet. Maybe the inside forward role where he cuts inside while being man marked by 2 or 3 opposition players needs to change, Maybe he could release the ball much quicker instead of trying to dribble to the edge of the box. Or he needs closer support from our players so he can pass his way out of trouble Or use himself as a dummy whereby he drags opposition man markers out of position. Or something else