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Willock and Wood aren't good enough. Everyone knows it. but ffs get over it, were stuck with them this season and we've nowt else on the bench.

Which subs would you have preferred. Manquillo, Ritchie or Wood?

All they have to do is push one of our players into one of theirs from a corner and he has to give it

Who's Ron Jeremy not being a pervert I'm not up on these things

Maybe because Shelvey and Bruno are both out.

They're a good side. All hands to the pump please players and fans

Everybody fit....three or four top signings.

Now that game/diversion is over, I've noticed a bit of nerves and nausea about our match. Were back.

Pickfords had a good game. Mackems - its so much easier to just say that than contort yourself into knots to avoid saying something nice about something related to your rivals

That got swept under the carpet very effeciently

Cant go more than a couple games without some scummery at that place - Gerrard last year, Brentford players, pitch invasion, Richarlison, Ronaldo - nowt ever gets done

Trouble from Everton fans and antagonising Klopp well i never

That minute can f*ck off like. Was a shit year too (personally)

Totted up that his record at championship level is currently 15 wins in 51. (34 of those games have been at Aston Villa and West Brom). That's hideous no? 7 wins in 33 league games since the start of last season.

Was that the game a bloke riding a black and white ostrich ran around the middle of the Leazes and did a comic screech to a halt after over-running an exit before turning back? Its recorded for posterity somewhere. Will have to be the 94/95 season volumes tapes I guess. That was the last day of terracing at SJP. Dug up that very night before the Northumbria senior cup the next day Palace finished 4th last in all three comps - PL and losing semi-finalists in both cups.

'I got two black eyes and a broken nose in gannin to Blaydon Races marra'

That's part of the gripe Henry. We knew it would be, circumstances suiting it, at Liverpool whilst the same time wasting during Leicester 2-0 Southampton will not get treat the same way. And why is every second counted in stoppage time here but the best part of half an hour of the ball being dead during the 90 ignored? Like nothing can happen in those extra 30minutes? Two wrongs done make a right, its the same game/sport in time added on as before.

Jeezas. They're gone. Musician doing a gig at the stadium of the team they support anywhere is a good news story that you'd be very curmudgeonly and sad to resent. Trust them to be massively disproportiantely rattled by such a thing and produce the most insane extreme possible view on it.

Not be the last time a board chucks him this season. Metaphor for his work really. Tentative, wobbly, insecure stagnation followed by an inevitable decline.

Yeah, feel a bit of pressure about it, good start/bad start on paper, not for me, hanging in the balance.

I'm fed up cos all you wanna do is (makes puns about ) criticize

Why Aye'll of Man Festival

Worstock

Yeah, time was if you signed a player after the season had started you were seen as sloppy with a major point of pre-season being to bed new signings in, I assumed.

Don't know what I was expecting but was impressed by his presence (made them nervous), harrying and the comfort of the two finishes, doing the right thing and lifting them but doing it with a Tino-esque ease. That was a debut at the 2nd toughest place there is to go with 6 first-teamers out. Bodes well and whets the appetite. Already looking forward to more against Palace tbh