Armchair Pundit

There's going to be some shopping trollies in the Mersey tonight!

It wouldn't be so bad, but they always play on that shit and they try their hardest to make everyone else dislike them.

Works in Liverpool's favour that, can nab more hubcaps under the cover of darkness.

Liverpool needs to incorporate tears into their strip's design, they're always crying and claiming the victim card, horrible snidey little bastards.

What a surprise, help from dodgy VAR decisions? Surely not. ... or not apparently, happy days with that then! I AM surprised

Hmm, offside?

I tell you what though, it's astounding really that Man Utd are where they are in the league with a goal difference of 11

To be honest, I'd have no problem with that, I don't mind Leicester, would much rather have them in the league than Everton.

Well they have to give Liverpool as long as possible to get back into the game and get a result... it's Liverpool.

Exactly, the usual help from the officials for them.

We all know the media would have an absolute wankfest if Liverpool made 4th, they all want it to happen. Fuck them, fuck them all.

Liverpool = Luckiest media darling team going, they're worse than Man Utd for getting help from the officials.

Why let Watkins take a pen, he's clearly shit at them.

There is literally no luckier team in English football than the gypsy thieving scousers of Liverpool. Horrible team, horrible manager, horrible fans.

Thing is, you know that if it was Newcastle that got dicked out of final play-off due to a ref giving an extra, unwarranted 90 seconds after injury time, you'd be raging. I can't help feeling sorry for Peterborough (or at least I will if they lose the pens).

The ref in the Wednesday v Peterborough play-off is dodgy as hell, some REALLY iffy decisions...

Tbh, think that's shit by the ref, 90 seconds over on six minutes injury time with little time wasting, what a joke. Whether you like the son of Ferguson or not, I'd be raging if I was a Peterborough fan, looks rigged to me.

Poor old Eddie, why were they giving him grief, he's one of the nicest blokes in football - reckon Leeds should play their remaining home games (or the next few) behind closed doors and get a hefty fine, could have ended much differently if the pitch invader had a knife or something.

For the remaining two spots I'd like to see Everton go down (because I hate em more than the others) and Leicester (in case it helps us get Maddison).

Jesus, couldn't beat this Leeds team, managed by one of football's worst managers... we deffo don't like a bit of pressure when there's something on the line, be it League Cup or 4th place. Pathetic.

Exactly, what a surprise... he's not a dinosaur by the way, up there with Pep, etc, don't you know

I think it's fair to say I prefer it when we play 4-3-3

What the fuck is going on?! Mental match.