Kid Icarus

Alice Talks Football has turned on Amorim, stopping short of wanting him out right now, but she's absolutely livid.

Amorim's coasted on his transparency tbh. It seems that going "yes, this is bad, sorry about that" buys you plenty of time.

Then ironically they started getting players with PL experience, but then (if the reports are true) ignored Amorim wanting Watkins, a player with PL experience, to sign Sesko instead.

Really looking forward to Amorim going proper emo

Niiiiice

Most startling thing is that it's not that much of a shock anymore

"Die of having too much hair" has absolutely buckled iz

Would have been embarrassing if they'd gone through after half time tbh, but this is great

heh

Haaaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

Inevitable after that terrible offside

Absolutely shocking decision that.

It's extremely early days like. Sesko at Man United won't be the same player that Sesko at Newcastle would have been though.

Whatever happens from here, this is still really funny

Onana's so funny

Holy shit

Wolves would be silly to accept it with a few days still left and us being increasingly desperate.

I have to be honest Yorkie, I don't think you're going to accept the answer if you're even asking that question in the first place. Regardless of whoever or whatever any of us choose to blame for our situation, the situation is that we'd be looking at spending the total profit from our star striker on two players who potentially replace his goals in the aggregate, with no further improvements to the squad or first XI. Call me ungrateful, but I (and I believe Howe, based on how far down the list of players we are) would have expected those funds to be spent on both higher quality and higher quantity than that. One of the players is Howe's (very public) 7th or 8th choice while still being not far from the same price as our first few choices due to the time left in the window, and the other is an expensive replacement for a player we've known we've needed to replace for years. Again, regardless of who or what you blame, the situation we find ourselves in means that we're not only being bent over a barrell but bent over a barrell for players who are either nowhere near the level we wanted, or a money pit that we'll get at most 4 or so years out of. By comparison, Spurs and Liverpool basically rebooted into the clubs that they are now directly off the back of their golden goose sales.

Replacing Isak and Wilson with Strand Larsen and Wissa and coming out of it with no additional money to spend would be a terrible piece of transfer business like. I really hope JSL and Wissa truly are the Wilson replacements and it's one not both.

Not necessarily. He retweets any old shite from anywhere.

Probably agent/player-driven then knowing what we know about the renaissnonce

I love that this is the weird creep that Ornstein cited and then claimed in an interview is 'credible'

Last time I remember .com sticking their neck out on a signing happening was when we signed Deco.

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