Kid Icarus

Can yous STFU about xG man, Jesus Christ you boring cunts. Safety but fucking hell man.

It's August 2024, you're told that we'll be 4 points clear of Man City with +1 GD. I'd be thinking we were on 90 points and 97 goals.

"Fuck them" (agreed) and doing that embarrassing shite are mutually exclusive. Cringe as fuck.

Don't like that tbh, our DJ's a proper attention seeker.

I don't need to say owt really, you saw how mint we were. Pope: 8 Trippier: 7.5 Schar: 8.5 Burn: 8 Livramento: 7.5 Tonali: 9 Bruno: 7.5 Joelinton: 7 Murphy: 9 Isak: 8 Barnes: 9

He's good at everything.

Willock's been sound but he should definitely be ahead of Longstaff

Pope has been class despite his mistake tbf

Being in good form to conceding 10 in 2 games for Palace. Hope that forum are enjoying this. 🤭

Definitely. We also weren't great at Leicester and stopped at 3, this is absolute pedal to the metal.

Isak hat-trick second half please, and not just because I've triple captained him.

A cunt

4 nil at half time, Isak not involved in any of them and he can walk off disappointed he doesn't have a hat-trick. That was genuinely Keegan-era attacking football.

That's quite frankly just too delicious fucking suckin' on the lemon of life here

Stupid from Pope but feels weird it being sent for review

Holy FUCK

I'm canny confident about our matches against the likes of Man United and Chelsea where the crowd is up for it or it's big for our CL push, and the one we have with Ipswich where it should be a comfortable win, but this is the one I'm less confident about. Win this and I think we'll do it.

This was the one that got me. Where do you even begin? Bought us as a recent Champions League/Europa-level mainstay and left us bottom of the table having been twice relegated, spent nothing, nor let any revenue be used to improve the club, and used the club as a free advertisement for his tat emporium for 14 fucking years. The more I read stuff like that the more I'm against democracy. Spectacularly thick cunts.

Twitter has always brought out the worst in people

He did yeah, although Ginola was only here 2 seasons and only played 1 and a half of them. There'll be loads of players we barely mention that beat him on stats.

Feels inevitable

It was yeah, for context Longstaff scored 8 just last season. He still bagged plenty of assists mind (13) and scared the life out of everyone we played. Best example I can think of of stats not being the be all and end all

PSG's DNA coming to the fore here

Ginola's goal tally still blows my mind considering how good he was and the amount of goals we scored overall.

No way is he better than Ellroy Jetson and Fred Again