Kid Icarus

We all desperately need the beautiful sight of an embedded tweet loading in the More transfer rumours thread that delivers the dopamine.

oh no, please

You ever forget and then are quickly reminded of why you put people on ignore?

Traore's value has increased massively in a 5 subs allowed set up imo. He's never the type of player you start imo, but if you're under the cosh and need an out ball he immediately makes the opposition think twice about how much they attack you. He'd essentially do what Murphy already does for us, just probably better and with the same final ball and finishing

In before the lifting 'he's not a footballer' craic.

Cheers for ruining my night

Still don't think we've heard the last of that one.

Did anyone else's mind immediately go to each player's Mario Kart weight equivelent? Fraser winning because he's essentially Toad in weight terms.

If there's genuinely only £40m left then we're not getting anywhere near signing any of the main targets that have been mentioned.

Night time matches, particularly against better opposition (and Man United and Arsenal inparticular) always have 'something in the air' imo. Imo it's down to previous night time matches where there's been something in the air and we've beaten them or taken what's felt like a victory because the gap in quality between the teams. Conscious or not I think our support feeds on that, as well as the alcohol coursing through their veins.

My money's on Jack Harrison

Please don't make me stick up for Luke Edwards ffs. Everyone's been clamouring for new info and as usual when it's not what people want and they don't get that microdose of dopamine, they act like the same broken souls on Twitter. What he, Hope and Downie have reported is still new information and useful, it's just not decisive. It was exactly like this on here in-between signing Wood and Bruno.

Love how local journos with good reputations for getting things right very recently (Downie and Hope) basically identify a target but say it's unlikely and it's all 'so basically they know nowt' and 'nice one lads' Ando7 posts '...' and it gets 97 likes. You're all actual bairns man.

Far too many seat sniffers in our support for my liking

Diaby's taken an early lead. God I hope he wins. What's this though? Alexander Isak is closing the gap. He's limboed out of obscurity and straight into my heart. I say go to hell Moussa Diaby!

I've got infinitely more faith in Fraser being able to step up than I would for Wood to like. It shouldn't be an or situation though, Diaby and a striker on loan or an Isak type signing with a winger on loan does the job either way hopefully.

I'd definitely go big and essentially let Shelvey and Fraser be the Flava Flav and Bez of the first XI for a year.

I don't want to go overboard, but from what Sewelley and JonBez are saying, it's sounds like Isak is definitely going to make all of our wildest dreams come true.

Sorry to be a stat nonce, but can someone explain away his not that great stats despite his big reputation? I haven't seen much of him, presumably there's much more to his game than goals?

No idea why people care about threads being open anyway - people like to discuss things - but he's not even been sold yet, for a start.

People have some mad conspiracies like. Giving the agent backhanders and brown envelopes that they could just give him in agent fees

I think if you're aware of it, you have to be a special kind of naive to look around and see every single new-stadium development ending up with increased ticket prices, the pricing out of lower incomes and without missing a beat, think 'that won't happen to us'

That's what some of our fans are unwittingly asking for with their hopes of us building a bigger stadium imo.

I quite like that, it's jazzy. They had one similar to that in the 90s IIRC

at them listening to Outkast.