Coffee_Johnny

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Suits you Sir! (… looks like he’s hiding his number!)

Is there any truth in the rumour that the lucrative deal offered to SAFC to play this friendly in KSA, is a ruse to enable the Royal Saudi Land Forces to round up any disrespectful MLFs foolish enough to step in their sovereign territory?

Can’t be arsed to watch something that is going to wind me up. But if they’re saying our results under Howe are just luck, we have been incredibly lucky this calendar year. Since first league game, 15 January 2022, P34 W20, D8, L6. Points per game 2.0. What a streak!

What a top man.

My still snoozing dreamy crystal ball says Eddie refuses to change a winning team in the league. Alex can’t get a start and compensates for this by playing the best football of his career, scoring in every round of the league cup, topped off with a brace to win us the final. I’d be happy keeping £60+ million on the bench in that scenario!

I’d say 20th, for no other reason than that is their average league position since the commencement of the Premiership/Premier League.

Is he giving Greaseylish the L?

This lad must be delighted with our form and what the future might hold for him. Hope he shines in the World Cup and shows what he can do (again) against players with more top level experience.

Shitting hell, this is a hard non-watch

You AND The Shed End apparently.

No eyes on this, how’re we doing?

Firmino misses! Howay Derby

'kin hell, 20th successful penalty (...or maybe not! )

Some shit pelantees but well played Your Holiness!!!!

Save to win

Fuck

Bruno. Score to win

Sven now

3-2

Beautiful Brazilian!

2-1

Great pen

Howay Tripps

Whoop whoop!