Coffee_Johnny

Really? He has always looked like a class act to me. Why would they let him go?

Surely he can’t have gone to school in Southampton though? Nowhere near the level of eloquence we would expect to see.

It’s a bit niche, arguing the toss over which is the least worst league (Aus vs Scots). I’m just pleased we’ve sent him somewhere that will help him appreciate the weather in Tyneside!

Think he might have missed his opportunity to reach, what always looked like huge potential, at peak now/possibly some of his best years behind him. Like a few more I can think of, would have had a more fulfilling career if he was at a ‘lesser’ club and more relied upon as the difference maker.

Some signs of terminal bell-whiffery in that unSaintly post. I’m not going to criticise too much through, might need to sell my pre-purchased Wembley ticket to/through him… .

What about at left back?

Shame on you.

Anymore more noise re Edson Alvarez?

There’s a cracking song in there, Shirley.

Like what you did there. Botman gets faster, Gordon more handsome. It’s as it should be.

I’d believe that more, if it came from one of the forum optimists ?

You must feel as proud as a new parent!

8 changes, I make it. Though a couple may have been enforced (Caleta-Car, due to red card? and Djenepo due to concussion? Or general shitness ?‍♂️).

… he’s incredible!

Thought he came across ok in video someone posted (from USA tour). More concerned that he isn’t asked cringeworthy questions.

He is just so far away from Burn’s central operating system (think I just made something up!) it’s like trying to tackle a toddler.

He’ll prove a great signing, mate. Trust the process.

Things like this, oddly!, make me miss Tyneside.

Can that be accurate? Sven is fastest? I think, in the spirit of little boys playing sports everywhere, Anthony ‘Flash’ G should challenge him to a race in the carpark.

That’s the spirit! All in, shit or bust, howay Amanda! More of a Spender than Jimmy Nail!

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Don’t go ruining your 100% record!

Prefer to think of a Lee Clark, Dave McCreery, David Batty, Keith Gillespie mash-up. Off to search for some facial morphing software to prove my point … ?

So who’s this dude then?