Coffee_Johnny

More shits required ?

He’s industrious. I like that.

Yep, mainly. Quite funny craic re Botman when was his confused ‘Milan-curious’ phase. But PSG-deluded Hugo wasn’t exempt (though tongue in cheek).

You can get one at the Strawberry (if you’re nearby) with a nice little strawberry on it!

You forgot slow.

Don’t think he’s fit enough for 90 mins, judging from Howe’s comments, which I think rules him out as a starter.

Are you sure you’ll get tickets?

If that’s were we value him, that’s what we will pay. Not a bad message to get out there to the would be pickpockets.

Boo to that shit!

Proceed until apprehended is my approach!

Thanks for correcting error; glad you like ?

End of January update to ‘top-ten tracker’ created in June. Thought I’d put it here as well as original thread, as I’ve added 4th place averages. The original, charts where we would be most likely to pick-up points based on strength of opposition (last season’s finishing position) and home/away advantage. We’re 9pts ahead of that original target. I’ve assumed the re-arranged West Ham away will take place in March. Given the top ten hopes have become irrelevant (hallelujah!) I’ve added the average points totals for 4th place in the PL (68 pts based on a 38 game season), the maximum total for 4th (79pts, Arsenal 2013-14) and minimum (60pts, Liverpool 2003-4). We’re currently one point ahead of the average.

End of January update to ‘top-ten tracker’ created in June. Which charts where we would be most likely to pick-up points based on strength of opposition (last season’s finishing position) and home/away advantage. We’re 9pts ahead of target. I’ve assumed the re-arranged West Ham away will take place in March. Given the above has become irrelevant (hallelujah!) I’ve added the average points totals for 4th place in the PL (68 pts based on a 38 game season), the maximum total for 4th (79pts, The Arse 2013-14) and minimum (60pts, Liverpool 2003-4). We’re currently one point ahead of the average.

‘Twas an old forum joke. edit: ☝️ what he said.

Makes sense for Lampard to be shuffled out now. Everton not likely to get anything from next two games anyway, so good time to get someone in who then has a bit of time to influence, before two more winnable games against Leeds and Villa.

You up for sharing pic?

We’ll be careful/organised but looking to dominate and win.

Starting to fear the worst. I believe we are trying, but with nothing showing up, Howe saying Shelvey going nowhere, no one else (bar Darlow) looking like leaving, and the clock ticking towards some sort of 11th hour scramble, it might well be one in (at best) and perhaps nowhere near their first choice.

Anything similar available for Longstaff?

Milburn L1D. Good luck all ?

Fingers crossed mate. Only one each so you never know.

Queue number 1656, 22 minute wait. The force is strong!

Don’t forget to join the queue members (that is my selfless act for the day).

We might need your help in the Schar thread SM. We’re crying out for a decent Swiss-themed song.

I’ve gone from a brimming with confidence, firm belief, that we’ll definitely beat Southampton and fancying to beat either of the other two in the final, to angsting over how all three seeming massively improved and how we’re having a terribly-timed loss of form.