Coffee_Johnny

I fancy one of those green short sleeve jobbies with Castore on. Are they for sale yet?

Thank you (…though I am slightly younger than the original one ?)

Do you know all six verses @TheGuv? I’ve slightly tweaked verse 3, so it makes more sense (“‘Cept those that had their nose’s broke went back owa yhem” — doesn’t work as singer broke his nose and continued on to Blaydon. So “some that had their noses broke went back owa yhem; some to the dispensary, some to Dr Gibbs [not fecking Gibbs’s], and some sort oot the infirmary to mend their broken ribs. Oh! Me lads!…” works better). While I’m on a one, the ‘accepted’ version of Cushy Butterfield is also wrong. Her “bedgoon isn’t lilac,” it should be/was “her bedgoon is her laylock”. An old English term for a padded jacket and in line with piss taking of dirty stockings, hat’s never stright, eyes like two burnt holes in a blanket, etc ). Glad I’ve got that off my chest. More songs ?‍♂️(Sorry @LV)

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Alvaro Morata? Does this sound plausible? “As per Gazzetta dello Sport (via Sport Witness), the Magpies have now made ‘initial contact’ over the potential signing of Morata, who is set to return to Atletico Madrid after his loan spell at Juventus ends.” https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/newcastle-united-news/arsenal-transfer-news-morata-juventus-madrid-barcelona/

Bogota bracelet?

***Breaking news*** This fella obviously needs a song to move things along! (‘kin hell the poetic muse is strong tonight!) ? Sven Botman He’s a Swedish Dutchman Laughs like Clark Olofsson And cannot catch his man ? ?

Hairband knew fuck-all when he was here! Oh… might be plausible. Let the controversy continue!

Ryan! RYAN!! Is that you again?

Well, I heard Sven (the oddly named Dutch man…) tried to be there but couldn’t keep up. Worrying.

I, for one, am a tad disappointed ?

I choose to believe, admittedly on the basis of not very much beyond now having engaged owners with deep pockets, that Eddie will get all of what he considers essential improvements in key positions; and there definitely will be range of options for each. But that rather than there being a genuine ceiling on numbers or on £ expenditure, if we can get players on the ‘desirable’ list we will get them as well. It’ll be fascinating and exciting, with the inevitable smattering of frustration and impatience, to find out.

Had a good day at the arcades. Think I’ll buy a football club! ?

Probs just tied in. Won’t be another gambling/loan shark association in future.

Ando: Omniscient or Wizard of Oz . You choose… .

We live in hope.

Delighted. For him and us. Seems very appropriate, given what he did for us, that he is our first summer signing. A competent and competitive club with values. Feels so good.

First Day: Bournemouth (H) Boxing Day: Man City (A) Last Day: Man Utd (H) Europe decider ?

Henderson song anyone?? Starter for ten, with a cap tip to Collocini… Oh Dean Henderson… you’re not a Makem c*** Oh Dean Henderson, Ed thinks you’re worth a punt, Oh Dean Henderson, I want [help me out??] too!

He’s Dan, The Man, He’s always got a plan! Dan the Man… (repeat until apprehended).

☝️ Potentially catchy opening line! ?

This lad’s going to have more pre-signing songs than Chancel Mbemba! ?

‘I’s’ dotted and ‘t’s’ crossed. It is now, obvs, otherwise perfect… let’s get it out there ??

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You’re welcome ?