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I keep half-joking that he's been a bit off ever since his kid was born but that's probably something to do with it. Wonder if Bruno's sleeping okay

Tbh older people are more likely to c it up these days

No problem, you old cu... codger. (Shite I'm 46 this doesn't work)

Being an English teacher doesn't make you an expert in dialect. It wouldn't take being out on the town for long in Newcastle to hear exactly what I mean! There's zero disrespect intended to Hall in the original posting - it's a forum meme, 'this cunt arrived yet?'.

It's just how people talk. Esp. in the likes of the UK, Scotland, Australia, it's practically used as an ironic term of affection.

Good point. Let's do better: "Has the cunt made the trip up for his medical yet?"

He'll enjoy Chelsea

A plane from... London. Well I never

Bruce is truly the git that keeps on grifting

Everyone so moral and indignant about evil Saudi money. Until it comes to taking it themselves.

Imagine the uproar if, say, Newcastle signed him. Imagine the lack of uproar if he stays at Man Utd though. Meh. Hope he rots

Barnes left wing no?

What about... Paqueta?

Something feels possible at least, re. a positive result for us. Just don't expect it but they'll go in with every intention and that's all you can ask.

I hope the club see him right anyway! Get him away from the 'spoons

Christ, someone arrange a care package of decent food for Sandro or he'll be gone before the season's out.

By https://www.instagram.com/dreadfullydrawn/

I'd love to stop thinking about ffp but, y'know, it's an intrinsic aspect of transfer deals right now.

I think getting the contract stuff resolved will only help things tbh.

Downplaying Isak's second goal as simply a mistake by the defender as well, got to be kidding. Sublime finish.

Tap in.

Got to feel for Klopp and his limited ceiling in bidding for players. The Kloppy Kunt

Kilman and Botman. Kilbots!

Aye