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Nice to see us flip the script and be the ones profiting from a late turnaround. It seems mental that we're 6th, if feels like we've been dog meat all season. Special mention to the ref who was diabolical, get it up ya!

Fucking grim news, but rest assured that the King is going make that bastard of a disease regret the day it chose to mess with him. Howay Kev!

The bottom 3 are getting cut adrift now Is there anyone from those 3 worth swooping for? Not Bowen, I get the feeling he'd happily do a year in the Championship to help them get promoted.

We need to score at least two since the football gods will ensure DCL gets a goal as punishment for us dreading the thought of signing him

A dark day for Hearts, Rangers and anyone else who was enjoying watching that buffoon stepping rakes seemingly every day. Thanks for the memories Nancy, it was quite a ride.

I won't be actively boycotting it, but the days of me filling in my wallchart and strapping myself in for a triple header of the likes of Denmark vs Ecuador, Poland vs Iran & Cameroon vs Australia are long gone. Of course I'll want England to do well but I'll be taking more of an interest in Scotland for this one.

Team: Good Bench: Better Announcing the line up in numerical order: Utter Woke Nonsense

Nancy has gone beyond the Russel Martin comparisons now, if Russell Martin had Celtic's squad and resources they'd walk the league. Relative to club size, standards and expectations I think Nancy might be the worst appointment of all time, Martin O'Neil won 7/8 with the same group of players Nancy has lost 6/8 with. Looking at his CV it seems bonkers that even made the shortlist nevermind the get the job, it'd be like City hiring a guy who only ever won the league 1 play offs with Cambridge and reached the Papa Johns Trophy final

Fuck this season and all who sail in her

Anyone still thinking about the CL is tripping. Conference League is still doable if we go on a mad winning streak once we're papped out of the CL but we have no margin for error anymore.

'All Premier League proven players!' 'Yeah, but they're average players at best, given the price tag' 'They have proven their quality in the Premier League' 'I get that, but for that sort of money would it not be better value to look abr...' 'Premier. League. Proven. Quality.'

Burnley are fucking rotten, so we may end up nicking a draw

Better start learning Arabic lad

Ooops, sorry, force of habit!

An absolute bum, get him to fuck, sick to death of him!

He has a lot of credit in the bank and the fact that the summer window was a clusterfuck should buy him a season of immunity. However, come June and we've failed to qualify for Europe, likely finished below the mackems and our best players leaving en masse makes the conversation about his future very different. Sorry for being a Debbie Downer but I can't see us getting Europe this season at all

His pseudo-intellectual psychobabble is a lot easier to swallow when he isn't playing like a bum. I'm sick of his shit now, just get him to fuck

We're simply a bad football team right now. I'm at the "rip it all up and start again" stage now.

That half was a microcosm of this entire season, looked decent for a bit and then reverted to looking like strangers devoid of ideas, poorly coached and unable to take the game by the scruff of the neck. A mess of a transfers window has lead to a mess of a team having a mess of a season

Still waiting to see something from this guy. Anything will do! I was more than happy to bomb out Longstaff but I'm yet to be convinced this guy is a upgrade

We don't look like a very well coached team, in fact, we're just not a good team at all right now. In FIFA/EAFC language, it's like our opponents know all the buttons to trigger runners, play into space close down etc while we just know the pass button

When we get beat by City it feels like being slowly suffocated and swallowed by an Anaconda. A completely unenjoyable and fruitless experience. 0 stars, would not recommend. That game they beat us 1-0 at their place in 2023 being the prime example

Step right up Yasir, I sense an opportunity for al-Hoogivsafuq

3 months from now they'll lose to Burnley or someone like that and you'll get gibbons like Stephen Warnock saying shit like 'you can't blame the players for under performing in the wakened Isak's injury, it's bound to have a toll on everyone'

Sweet, I guess my appointment with that voodoo witch doctor wasn't a complete waste of money after all!