christ

Bit like your posts

I love these. I know people have slagged them off - presumably just because of the bad feeling around our slow business - but they’re great little pieces of content.

I hope he starts today. A sustained look at him is the only way many of our supporters will start to reckon with the fact he’s woefully underequipped for this level.

A statement signing just when we needed one. We need Yasir to turn up more often. Not sure if he’s an out and out Isak replacement mind. Seems like a curious choice. I wouldn’t be surprised if we spend the next couple of days pestering Brentford.

Hang on now, in my experience taxi drivers never lie.

What happens if we hit both at the same time?

It’s the Italian media. Relax.

Unless we pull a rabbit out of the hat this slippery cunt is going nowhere.

State of your .png mate.

Their situation has radicalised me against PSR more than ours

Sacrificing him at half time.

Going to need to check on the definition of ‘sweetener’ here.

Genuinely no idea whether JSL is any good.

The season starts here!

So absolutely no new developments, but there’s a content gap that needs filling.

The leaks earlier in the week have backfired massively. Shifted the focus from the clubs to Isak and his agent.

Service at the ground is slow enough as it is ffs

Haven’t watched any of the club media around this. Hope no one’s asked him the Mackem in Milan question.

“Has already made a positive impact” I hope he’s sharted in Isak‘s locker.

The club should lock Isak and BDB in the changing room and livestream it. Imagine the money they’d make before the stream goes down and they have to reimburse everyone.

It would be nice to have a relatively exciting one. The only two we’ve been ‘involved’ in were the one that resulted in Keegan’s constructive dismissal and not signing Bryan Ruiz.

Journalists famously like to keep secrets.

I hope the pockets on the cunt’s pool table are just a bit too small for the balls.

It’s weird. The more him and his agent behave like complete bellends the more I want to keep the cunt to prove a point I was kind of expecting something like this after the slight narrative shift yesterday. Proper last roll of the dice stuff. I don’t see how this most recent very public paddy changes anything from our side though - no acceptable bid and no replacements mean he’s not going anywhere.