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Still not his biggest fan but he’s been on another level against Chelsea and PSG.

Bizarrely he’s wrote a really glowing article about Miley in which he’s more than complimentary about our performance. https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/nov/28/lewis-miley-psg-newcastle-united-champions-league Clearly just after the engagement.

He barely moved second half after that early chance. The way Howe kept pulling him over made it look like he was being very heavily managed.

Absolutely convinced him booting it into touch on the left wing was a tactic. He was at it again tonight after doing it repeatedly in the home match.

Need to sign Lewis Dunk in January

Our lads have spent the last five or six years getting the shit kicked out of them by Matt Ritchie. Probably don’t even notice it.

When he hits puberty he’s going to be massive.

It’s not a hangover, it’s an alcohol-induced mental breakdown. Quite shocked that this is apparently news to some people. I though it was pretty common.

It’s ruined drinking for me to the point I only ever go big on really special occasions. I’m basically a lost cause until about three days after. There was a point about five or six years ago when I stopped getting all the physical symptoms of a hangover and just started to feel deeply depressed instead. Really weird. Assume it’s an age thing.

I don’t worry about what I’ve said, it’s the sense of impending doom that hangs around for days after a big session that does me in.

Does feel like one of those games when it’s utterly pointless analysing things too much. We know what the issues are.

Is there a bigger sign of a cunt than someone in a gillet and short sleeve shirt? Absolute whopper attire.

The academy lads we have appear to already be on the bench.

£40m was a bargain. He’s a beast now, but he’s going to be outrageous in a couple of years.

How’s his elbow?

The ball was comfortably in. Absolutely zero idea what all the pissing and moaning is about. Joelinton did foul Gabriel though. Quite funny that got waved away.

I don’t think highly of Chelsea but not surprised by the lack of atmosphere on Mars.

They were checking his pulse mate. He’s dead.

One year ban is an inconvenience but not insurmountable. You could get injured in training and be out for longer than that. Three years and I’d be taking everyone involved to court and getting as much money back as possible.

Imagine how fit he’ll be after having 12 months to prepare for Eddieball. The lad will do 90 mins on a Saturday afternoon and then sprint to the nearest Ladbrokes to get his bets on for the 5:30 ko.

I assume Italy has slightly more stringent rules around gambling because of the mafia, but unless he’s bet on football I’m not sure any ban over there would be enforceable here?

He’s the only cunt in the world using Fun88.

All the homosexual players?

Whipping out the Shearer celebration too.

That’s all well and good Eddie but I’m going to be up a height for another couple of weeks at least.