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“I liked the journalist when he was writing negative stuff about people I don’t like, but now he’s writing negative stuff about people I do like…” Our fans need thicker skin.

A Gordon-type signing in that everyone will whinge like fuck about the fee being too high then think it’s the bargain of the century 18 months later once Eddie has drilled him.

We’ve managed to divert the funds

She Miodrag on my Pivas till the transfer window slams shut.

Imagine the PSR headroom we’ll have next summer though…

Mitchell’s just got back. He’s showing them pictures of his evening in Amsterdam.

This transfer is giving Tranquillo Barnetta. That’s something that kids say, isn’t it?

I’ve resigned myself to no signings and I’m pretty chill about the whole thing now. It’s payday. The sun’s shining. The birds are singing. The pub is calling. The world just keeps on turning. It’s all good. Until we lose on Sunday then I will absolutely flip my lid.

I’m just glad to see some people brave enough to spay it. Or say it.

He’s going to watch James Trafford YouTube compilations on Schiphol airport’s Wi-Fi.

He’s not wrong

We’re not signing anyone that manager doesn’t want.

I don’t think it’s a secret that Howe likes to have a lot of control over things. I also think it was made pretty clear by him at the time that the Mitchell appointment wasn’t welcome news. It would be very weird for us to pursue a defender for that much money (and who we’re unlikely to be able to attract after this window IMO) and not have a back up in mind in case the deal didn’t come off. If that’s what happens then we can only assume the direction is being given by the manager.

To be entirely fair to Hope, I don’t think Howe being obstinate as fuck and insisting on Guehi is far from the truth. He obviously had his nose put out by Mitchell’s arrival/Staveley’s exit. You can definitely see him trying to flex his muscles.

Suit yourself but I’m knocking off early tomorrow.

If PSR is a big concern you’re not waving the fat end of £70m under Crystal Palace’s nose IMO. I think the fact of the matter is they’ve spotted an opportunity to get the player they wanted above everything else, believed they could get a deal done and simply ran out of road. The next 24 hours will be interesting. You’d hope there’s some alternative names and they’ll move quite quickly to try and get at least a body in.

The eternal optimist in me says that the fact the news hasn’t leaked via Parish’s mouthpiece in the Mail means it’s coming from our side. Could be an attempt to force Palace’s hand. The realist in me says this is a mess.

They’re grim when we’ve had decent windows. Minus figures ahoy

It’s more the fact it’s been dragged out until the day before the window closes than we disagree on price like.

I think the reason we’ve persisted here is because we know that we’ve got next to no chance once his value starts to drop.

In fairness if a load of journalists come out with the same thing at the same time it usually means someone has been briefing the media.

You’d think experienced operators at this level would be savvy enough to have other irons in the fire in case this exact scenario occurred. You’d think.

The fact we haven’t a centre back that can pick a pass is putting us in all sorts of bother IMO. It invites the press, means the midfield has to sit too deep and puts pressure on the fullbacks.

What the fuck was that