christ

I own a hammer. Watch me.

For all the whinging I genuinely think that FFP has been good for us. The way PIF are currently running the Saudi clubs gives a glimpse into what we could have expected had there been no limits on what we could spend. And I’m not sure it would’ve paid dividends.

Just glancing at Reddit and even Milan fans think this is bollocks

I think it’s as much a tactical thing as it is a delivery/personnel thing. Our approach is always to get bodies in the six yard box, which is understandable given our squad of giants. It does mean we’re very static and whoever gets their head on it has to generate all the power.

The rare pre-here we go “here we go”. We’re massive.

Getting a haircut. Obviously wants to look his best for the reveal. Good lad.

Goldbridge is class. The others can fuck off.

I’m going to be furious if he wins the Balon Dor and we end up breaching FFP.

Does anyone know Dan Ashworth’s whereabouts?

That’d be tea sorted too.

Massive shot across the bows of the UK media. Where’s the papping of our club figures through undergrowth?

If you’re not going to do the leg work and learn a second language to stay up to date with our transfer news then I seriously question your dedication to the club.

It’d be in the third paragraph.

Milan’s shit pal. The Italian Peterlee (if Peterlee had a fashion week).

Mackem stronghold.

It’s a win-win situation. Either it’s true and we get a great player, or it’s false and Edwards looks like a dickhead.

If the Italian press say it isn’t happening then I’m off to get his name printed on the back of my shirt.

Inter got shafted by their shirt sponsor. Basically didn’t get paid for the entire season. Out of pocket by an absolutely farcical degree.

I’m assuming the racism wasn’t from our fans, just because of how bad tempered the match was.

Yeah, but how does this compare to Longstaff?

We’ve burned our two signings on this lad and the child we’re loaning to Feyenoord. Ashworth out.

“Get that fucking font on the East Stand changed!”

Cant think of a worse CB for our style of play than Maguire.

As much as I would love it if that dickhead had absolutely nothing to do with us I’m pretty sure he’s a proper fan. Moved to the NE was a young kid and there’s quite a bit of footage of him floating around talking about us. He got horrendously misquoted in an interview once which added which made him sound like a political opportunist, but as far as football supporting PMs go he’s one of the more genuine.

If you get artists who can pack it out SJP must be a phenomenal place to play. With the stage in the Strawbery Corner its a proper amphitheater.