christ

Whatever it is, it’s so transparent. At least Le Tiss actually believes the absolute shit he torpedoed his career for.

I’m more upset by how fucking lazy this anti-woke heel turn is than anything else. Ignore the attention seeking cunt. It’s tragic he’s had to pivot to this to pay his bills.

Got a month to get a few bodies back.

Someone’s jealous of his bunk beds

Oh fuck off

Decent performance but turned up today with his custom BG earring upside down. 6/10.

They were wank. No idea how that baldy fraud has a job.

Thought he more or less ran the game in the first half. Ridiculous how comfortable he looks on the ball at his age.

I’ve long since come to the conclusion Pete either doesn’t really like football or doesn’t understand it. He’s always talked absolute shit. Most of his analysis is surface level stuff. His self-flagellation about the takeover whenever he has to talk about us is mighty tiring too, and I feel broadly similar. I don’t need to go on about it constantly though.

Still not his biggest fan but he’s been on another level against Chelsea and PSG.

Bizarrely he’s wrote a really glowing article about Miley in which he’s more than complimentary about our performance. https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/nov/28/lewis-miley-psg-newcastle-united-champions-league Clearly just after the engagement.

He barely moved second half after that early chance. The way Howe kept pulling him over made it look like he was being very heavily managed.

Absolutely convinced him booting it into touch on the left wing was a tactic. He was at it again tonight after doing it repeatedly in the home match.

Need to sign Lewis Dunk in January

Our lads have spent the last five or six years getting the shit kicked out of them by Matt Ritchie. Probably don’t even notice it.

When he hits puberty he’s going to be massive.

It’s not a hangover, it’s an alcohol-induced mental breakdown. Quite shocked that this is apparently news to some people. I though it was pretty common.

It’s ruined drinking for me to the point I only ever go big on really special occasions. I’m basically a lost cause until about three days after. There was a point about five or six years ago when I stopped getting all the physical symptoms of a hangover and just started to feel deeply depressed instead. Really weird. Assume it’s an age thing.

I don’t worry about what I’ve said, it’s the sense of impending doom that hangs around for days after a big session that does me in.

Does feel like one of those games when it’s utterly pointless analysing things too much. We know what the issues are.

Is there a bigger sign of a cunt than someone in a gillet and short sleeve shirt? Absolute whopper attire.

The academy lads we have appear to already be on the bench.

£40m was a bargain. He’s a beast now, but he’s going to be outrageous in a couple of years.

How’s his elbow?

The ball was comfortably in. Absolutely zero idea what all the pissing and moaning is about. Joelinton did foul Gabriel though. Quite funny that got waved away.