christ

Any excuse to post this. https://twitter.com/fistedaway/status/1234197807814369280?s=20

Every time you think they can’t top what has gone before they manage it. Absolutely breathtaking tonight. Genuinely took me aback a bit.

I’ve just realised going to need to find something else to go to bed worrying about.

My fucking heart

Good for you. I’ve got shit in my pants.

ESPN have been tracking VAR decisions this season, identifying the teams who have benefited the most. I’ll give you one guess as to which team tops the table for most points gained from VAR.

Two matches in a row wasn’t it? The same poem

It’s like someone asking me to pick my favourite child. Could’ve been any of about half a dozen, but I’ve voted for Trippier. Phenomenal player, ever present and the personification of what this team is about. He could’ve seen this as his last pay day and half arsed it, but he’s playing the best football of his career and setting standards so high for everyone else. I fucking adore the man.

Never heard of them. He’s the Qatari Henry Mauriss.

He’s a cardboard cutout for the Qatari state. They’ve plucked some random son of an ex-minister out of obscurity and given him £6bn to buy Man United on their behalf.

Don’t rate Bamford at all. Had a single good season in the PL during his entire career.

Glad it’s not just me. I’ll be a wreck on Monday.

Everyone marvels at the amount of money Everton have wasted, but Spurs’ are just as bad. They’ve been carried by Kane and Son.

Despite what I might have said in the past those Sob on the Tyne banners were really funny and Birmingham is not a shit tip.

If Liverpool win tomorrow we’ll be talking each other off the ledge again.

Hang your head.

He does both

He was having a good game anyway but went super saiyan when that daft cunt hit him in the face.

Already convinced myself we’re going to fuck it up.

Not suggesting that this is on my mind or anything, but I a dream we played them at Goodison Park for some reason and were 4-1 down at half time. Just had a second ruled out for offside before I woke up.

Are 777 the hedge fund that have absolutely fucked Hertha into the ground? Edit: No, turns out they own them but their previous owner did the damage

Cheeky bid?

We haven’t collapsed like Leicester though, who we’re getting pumped off Steve Bruce’s Newcastle as they tumbled out of the top four. Our form has been good. It’s just that Liverpool are on an absolutely ridiculous run. One swallow doesn’t make a summer. A single season - and it likely would be because we have a lot of rebuilding to do before we could compete on two fronts - isn’t going to totally alter the equation when it comes to who we buy and how much we spend. The owners have been very careful and I would expect that to continue, to the point that if we do qualify I expect this place to be fucking unbearable during the window when we don’t completely overhaul the squad.

It is. Don’t respond to me any further.

People see CL qualification as being the catalyst for the owners going mental, but I don’t think summer will be drastically different whether we finish fourth or fifth. We’ll be able to attract a higher calibre player and the purse strings will be loosened a little, but FFP is going to dictate much of what we do. Leicester’s current plight is largely a result of them qualifying once, chasing the CL for a few seasons and being hobbled financially when they missed out. I desperately want us to be there, because the thought of Wor Flags flying as the CL theme plays gets me absolutely rock hard. I don’t think it’s going to define the next few years in any sort of meaningful way though.