christ

I don’t think highly of Chelsea but not surprised by the lack of atmosphere on Mars.

They were checking his pulse mate. He’s dead.

One year ban is an inconvenience but not insurmountable. You could get injured in training and be out for longer than that. Three years and I’d be taking everyone involved to court and getting as much money back as possible.

Imagine how fit he’ll be after having 12 months to prepare for Eddieball. The lad will do 90 mins on a Saturday afternoon and then sprint to the nearest Ladbrokes to get his bets on for the 5:30 ko.

I assume Italy has slightly more stringent rules around gambling because of the mafia, but unless he’s bet on football I’m not sure any ban over there would be enforceable here?

He’s the only cunt in the world using Fun88.

All the homosexual players?

Whipping out the Shearer celebration too.

That’s all well and good Eddie but I’m going to be up a height for another couple of weeks at least.

I want that goal played at my funeral. Fuck the eulogy.

Nah, the fact it’s by the fans makes it all the more special.

The triggered the press incredibly well tonight, even when he was absolutely blowing out of his arse towards the end. Really good to see since it’s something that Wilson has typically been better at doing.

Attacked it like a bloke who realised it might be his only chance to score in the CL.

I can only assume he turned in Steve Bruce levels of preparation because he couldn’t have selected a worse approach if he tried.

Hope this performance doesn’t end the cycle of this place melting down whenever he’s anywhere near the first team, only for him to be really fucking good when he does have to play.

If only he could play in a back four.

The reaction on r/PSG to their line up is absolutely delicious. They were so, so, so confident

Not at all. He led the press brilliantly.

Missing our first choice centre back and striker too

Assume Lascelles will find it in his back pocket later on.

These French lads are shit.

You know absolutely fuck all about how to develop young footballers though.

Did Aaron Hughes buck your lass or something?

Pop her tyres. That’ll learn her.

Never a red.