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A lot is made of Howe’s man management, but after this doc I genuinely think you’d come out of a five minute conversation with Staveley feeling about 20 foot tall. I know it’s a puff piece and stage managed, but I come out of every episode just wanting a cuddle and to be called angel

My only memory of it is it being clicked to fuck within about an hour of being first worn. If Castore produced something so fragile our fans would be going their ends.

A textbook 6/10 post.

There’s literally nothing wrong with that Pizza Rob tweet you big girls bras.

Most buybacks are just first refusal anyway.

You absolutely can.

Appreciate this will go down like a fart in a phone box, but we can’t get on our high horse about shit like this when you have the owners that we do.

Thought he was their best player against us at SJP, and I’d never heard of him before.

It will be funny when Chelsea inevitably get found out, but until then qualified support for fettling the fuck out of Liverpool.

He’s absolutely fucking furious we had the gall to finish above them

A lot of posters on here simply have a surface level understanding of football, which is why they can only see things in the binary. Best not to worry about it.

Ando back to his best ”JUST ROLL IT!”

There’s a gameplan to counter Bruno - close him down the minute he gets possession, don’t let him get his head up, get him turned with his back to goal. He’s got a target on his back and it’s hard for him to play his natural game. Having Tonali in there too is going to make such a difference, because the opposition isn’t going to be able to do that for both.

Bruno was fine. People are going to need to accept he’s not always going to be the beating heart of virtually everything good we do now, and that doesn’t automatically mean he’s had a shit game.

He must see the game in half speed in front of goal. Ridiculously cool. Rarely snatches at anything.

Fair play to him. He’s properly got his head down over the past six months and it’s paying off. He terrorised Cash.

Looked like he got moved out wide. Really odd decision.

Not a single step over. Think we have to mark this one down as a dud lads.

Can’t believe I was worried about putting him straight in against that Villa midfield.

He’s been absolutely shit. Dropping bollocks all over the place.

Prematch pint and the rest in the Eagle.

I softened to Richarlison when it came out he was basically the only prominent Brazilian player who wasn’t ride or die for Bolsanaro.

Seems like we’re all in agreement. I’ll get my shovel.

I’ve no intel to suggest this is the case, but I’m convinced it’ll be the HMRC site in Longbenton. It just makes sense since it’s right next door to the existing ground and it’s closing in a few years.

Sign a centre back. Linked with a few other players but nothing doing. Someone to embarrass themselves on here on transfer deadline day because they don’t think we’ve got enough wingers.