christ

He’d have loved Metroland.

Wait until 11pm on Tuesday.

It’s going to be mint when this doesn’t happen and people lose their minds over something they’ve tried to wish into existence.

Was known about. Embargoed.

Difficult to know who to trust here - the club hierarchy who have managed to avoid near certain relegation and engineer a Champions League tilt in just over 12 months, or the N-O brain trust who have shat their collective pants at the end of each of the previous transfer windows.

How’s Reading?

Yep.

Absolutely terrifying to think Romano has a folder on his computer that contains the disembodied heads of every footballer in Europe.

Our main issue is wages to turnover.

Can quibble about the price, but he’s got all the attributes you’d expect us to be after given how we play. He’s a workhorse, he’s rapid, he loves a physical battle, and he does his fair share of defensive work. If he can improve his end product a bit £45m could look a snip.

Think a CM is still possible but it would be very late in the day. It doesn’t feel like you’re going to be able to get much value in a market where Arsenal and Chelsea are tearing about offering silly money for anyone vaguely competent in that position.

Lad’s a cock tease.

It’s mint that this regime already has its Brett Emerton.

It’ll happen, if only because they can’t afford to not sell him. Anything they make is pure profit for FFP with him being a youth product.

I think we’ll get a couple of deals done, but I understand why the club are approaching the window in such a considered fashion. In every regard our money will go a lot further in the summer - who we can attract, size of fees quoted, FFP limits etc. There’s no point doing another Chris Wood type transfer, where we sign someone for the now and then have a very expensive fringe player in six months time that’s going to cause us issues. In a perfect world I’d like to see us throw caution to the wind to get top 4 sewn up, but the club have a plan and they’re sticking to it.

Great appointment for them. Dyche is incredibly underrated. It went tits for him last year but there was more than a whiff of Howe-Bournemouth about that.

F1 and Formula E are two completely different series, owned by two completely different companies.

I think I’ve identified the issue.

£35m rising to £50m if he gets a haircut

Need to get him and Isak into the starting XI as soon as possible.

we should just close the club down to stop you from offing yourself the next time we hit a bad run of form.

Where does he stand on the moon landings?

How has this become more mental than the transfer thread?

I think Russia would’ve probably told everyone if the West was lying about going to the moon.

You can look in a telescope and see the landing site