christ

They’ve worked out how to score again, but Liverpool are still porous as fuck. They’ve ridden their luck something rotten recently.

It seems like the type of game we’ll show up for, and if Arsenal drop points against Chelsea you can see their heads properly going. I’m not confident, but I’m optimistic.

He’s trying a bit too hard at the moment. You knew when he missed those two chances his head was going to go a little. It’s a maturity thing. He’s only really been knocking around at this level for a couple of seasons and has had a properly bruising first half to the season. It’ll come with time.

Knows where the petty cash is kept.

On paper their squad - aside from Kane and Son - is bang average.

If anything Conte went easy on them.

Vastly overrated. If he couldn’t ping in a free kick he’d be an absolute irrelevance.

You can piss off posting stuff that makes me sympathise with and like Everton fans mind.

I’ve never got over him downing a tiny bottle of wine in a train toilet. That’s the content I want from my football YouTubers.

I’d have a great deal more time for Everton and their pound shop ultras if they hadn’t spend the first half of the season setting up roadblocks and chasing their own players’ cars.

Knowledgable and affable, which is an incredibly rare combination.

Give it a theatrical release and we’ve finally found a film he likes.

Should give him the fucking goal.

Seeing the Arsenal fans on Friday night made me realise being good is just not worth it.

I think Merson is generally alright. He’s said some daft things about us and our support but he doesn’t make me want to fling things at my TV. Of the newer batch on Soccer Saturday, Michael Dawson is laughably shit.

Lost every time we’ve been on BT this season. EDIT: Just read the last page. This combined with the kit jinx means an absolutely stick on Everton victory.

Never has a man enjoyed the sound of his own voice as much as Luke Moore. Second what was said about Vish too. Absolute knowledge vacuum. I’ll not have a bad word said about Marcus mind.

“Piss off. Piss off. Piss off…fuck off.”

He’s living the dream. Absolutely delighted for him.

I’m going to wake up in a minute.

I think it’s just spending two hours in the pub beforehand.

Feeling pretty sick about this today. This is the season for me. Win this and I think we’ll finish top 4, but lose - particularly if it’s in the manner of last week - and I think we could drop off in quite a big fashion.

I always feel like I’m talking people down from the ledge on here, so this is new for me. We’ve been our own worst enemy recently. Trying to force the issue and being sloppy in possession. A fact that’s been exacerbated by some of our defending which has been patchy as fuck. The West Ham result flattered us, we were dog shit 45 mins versus Brentford and had our pants pulled down today. We’ve had big periods in the last three matches where we’ve made life really difficult for ourselves and today we were made to pay. Could be fatigue, could be confidence, could be players chasing games because they realise what’s on the line.

I knew you weren’t hun

Original post was never meant to be a criticism of Howe in the first place either. Today was a failure in execution, not ethos. A yard off all over the pitch.