Alan Pardew

You don’t like anything so…

VAR in the Premier League is a complete joke.

Contract extended. Shocking decision he is completely useless. Look at his stats. Awful and error prone.

Graham Potter overrated bearded twat. The state of this Chelsea team. Cabaye and Cisse would have scored five goals against these cloggers. Happy new year lads. See ya later.

Happy new year lads! Any jobs available?

Fucking old cunt.

Didier DesBruce being outthought by Southgate. What a time to be alive.

Paquetà seen my dancing GIF for sure. What a lad.

many players from the likes of Serie B and other joke leagues. I could sign half of them for my team if I wanted. The sporting director doesn’t speak English though so we are still working on that.

Never a pen.

Evening.

Well that was painful to sit through. Should’ve given me the job back in ‘16 after the Iceland debacle. I can guarantee you wouldn’t see that kind of cowardly conservative football from me lads. Remember when we got 5th? Good times. See ya later.

Southgate serving up his usual shower of shite I see. Joke of a manager.

League One level this. Two awful teams.

Yedlin coming on. Fucking hell.

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Mendy is useless.

Southgate is a useless prat but he’s got it spot on today.

One of the worst halves of football I’ve ever seen and I’m Alan fucking Pardew.

Graham Potter overrated bearded twat.

Only 2 wins in 7 but the weather is nice and the ladies are lush. I see young Eddie has you in 4th. Remember when we got 5th and that quarter final. See ya later lads.

2 points clear of relegation huh… Tony Mowbray was such an uninspired dour choice. Some individuals might even call him… fucking old cunt.

Graham Potter useless overrated tinkering twat. Sterling as a wing back what is he thinking?

Graham Potter overrated bearded twat.