Nucasol

I’d be happy with that, bait and switch.

Run ragged by the butcher, the baker and a candlestick maker.

Spent more time in Instagram videos than he did on the pitch. Hopeless Cunt.

One of our Japanese friends had come over to do three matches in a week before heading back to Sapporo. Saw us lose 1-0 to Forest and 2-1 to Scunny. 50% of our losses in the league and he saw half of them! Ended up beating Donny on the Saturday which made it up for him but a massive climb down from other times he’s been over, saw Shearer beat Milburn’s record and Owen’s double v the mackems.

Did ok v Spurs and Peterborough away in the cup.

Geremi v Scunthorpe (a) in 2009/10 was a low point for me. Hooked after 60 mins for Marlon Harewood. I don’t know whether he ever played again for us after that but he looked every inch the 47 year old he probably was.

You can see the sneering from the Cartel Clubs and their client media.

If Gomez the enabler for them getting Guehi (1 in; 1 out) hopefully we’re not dense enough to help them out by taking a cast off.

Cartel Cunts creeping about: Liverpool target Guehi LIVERPOOL are ready to join the bidding battle for England star Marc Guehi. New Kop boss Arne Slot is keen to rival ­Newcastle — with Crystal Palace ready to demand £75million for the England centre-back. Dutchman Slot could also lose Guehi’s Three Lions team-mate Joe Gomez as part of a mega deal to land Magpies forward Anthony Gordon. Toon have yet to make a formal offer and Liverpool are waiting in the wings to find out the price while trying to avoid an auction. Guehi, 24, was a standout star for England at Euro 2024 and Palace will have little option but to sell if the right offer comes in. He has two years left on his deal at Selhurst Park.

Flog Sven. Buy Levi Colwill. Pure Brexit Dream.

You fell right into the trap there son.

Olivier Bernard.

Be lucky to be Gateshead’s #9 once we release him next summer.

Yep, I was impressed, especially in that Austria game where he was a machine.

Linked with Baris Alper Yilmaz in Turkey as the RW option: http://sportwitness.co.uk/newcastle-united-look-ready-make-offer-e30m-rated-attacker-paul-mitchell-flew-yesterday/

Looks like one of those T-shirts US hillbillies wear with an eagle or a wolf on.

Fresh interview with James Bunce this morning - a Buncey Bonus if you will:

Absolutely nuts that the amateur accountants are getting the worry beads out when they should be braying themselves raw over a top tier centre half.

OOOOOOOOFFFFFFF

When they started padding out their shows with Vloggers and celebs.