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The Liverpudlian press agenda on this is minging. Client journos assemble…

@Froggy makes good points on their injuries, they have had it bad, that much is true. World’s smallest violin though given the amount of money they’ve hoyed at transfers, wages, agents fees, scouting networks, plus a worldwide army of plastics throwing money at them and a Youth Cup 2022 winning team to bring players through from like Garnacho and Mainoo.

I think he’ll do well. Trippier-esque signing from Simeone.

He’ll be reheating the DCL rumour, don’t worry.

Fucking gimp. “Looks set to join”, “not saying he’ll join or it’s even close, don’t know fuck all matey…”

Lewis Hall, Ian Maatsen, Omari Hutchinson - there’s the thick end of £80m in sales already.

He doesn’t do transfers, he’s a misty-eyed ‘all the feels’ article writer, not a transfer type. Waugh is neither.

Absolute waxwork looking fraud of a human. Full baby momma monster mentality right there.

I think he’s a steady player and good defender if he can stay fit.

Alreet Chong Li.

Talk about dialling it in the lazy shite.

Genuinely turning into a Manxpie meme.

Full Sherman Klump.

You could copy paste the majority of that from what The Athletic were saying two months ago. We’re keeping the ship nice and tight, nothing getting out by way of leaks. The journos are truly in the dark this summer.

Wheely bad idea.

She’s an absolute grifter that Goodman. £150k a year, will be interesting to see how much goes on the kids compared to how much she spends on lip and cheek filler.

Would be harder than the Eiffel Tower if that transfer came off.

He knows absolutely sweet fuck all. Classics Baldwards transfer hedge.

I think that and the Enzo Fernandez drama, plus Maresca could lead to some crazy times in the first few months. If Nkuku breaks down again then they’ll struggle.

Apparently lost a lot of the kite. Claims of being half the man he used to be.

@Jack27 will be heartbroken.

Jamaking me laugh.

Back in the gym apparently, no idea of whether he’s back on the grass or anywhere near fit. I’d hope they have a loan move in mind as he seems a long way back now with Kelly and Hall there.

French clubs are folding and these arseholes are spending a year’s budget for someone who choked it when he hit the top level.