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I think we’ll know by the time the back pages hit tonight whether this is dead or not.

My productivity disagrees.

If he wants to leave next season, I’ll drive him to Barcelona to take a 38 year old Lewandowski’s place. Best move for him and spares us him going to those self righteous shithouses on Stanley Park.

Yep - was for the spat with the steward whose glasses he crunched. To be fair his raging at Kerkez didn’t exactly align with the disciplinary record you’ve posted - genuinely shocked at how clean it is.

BILD back in the mud.

Many a happy day spent in their in the early 2000s on a match day, especially when they had the happy hours with the interactive ‘half price, full price, 2 for 1’ offer. Grolsched to death.

“Newcastle or no one”. Erect.

Don’t get triggered by that Tipperary toucher.

Cunha and Jackson. More red cards than a Chinese flag tifo.

This is screaming out for a non-Burnsie, non-Jacobs embedded tweet.

Agreed but if they right royally piss the chairman of PIF off surely that could create an issue? The KSA World Cup is still 8 years away after next year, waiting another year for Salah to get him free wouldn’t kill them.

Would be ideal if Yasir put the mockers on by threatening an embargo on PIF doing business with LFC.

Where does Mainoo sit in all of this? All gone quiet since Chelsea (surprise…) were linked a while back.

“Liverpool have a ceiling…” Jurgen Klopp Not fucking seeing it Herr Klopp.

Pissed the bed on Sunday

Dietmar Hamann. Put your money on it.

“Here we go” again with the Saudis bankrolling our rivals.

Scousers can’t be allowed to sign Hugo. Far too much phlegm in that pronunciation.

On a lighter note, Lamar under investigation for hiring the original Time Bandits for his 18th birthday: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn5kpd4y2yvo

Ben Jacobs bracing for Todd’s girth?

Saudis better not bail Liverpool out on Nunez.