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Can we shitcan fan generated rumours please.

ESR was certainly getting touted as £30m+. Ramsdale went for up to £30m. Zero appetite to have either their cast offs or overinflated valuations foisted on us.

Apols @Dr.Spaceman not directed at your good self, more the bargain bin ex-Highbury hustlers trying to pawn us their defective wares in exchange for our jewel in the crown.

Fuck off.

Does look like he has the versatility Eddie would be after in that he can play RW, AM or as a forward more generally. Pure profit for Juve too as they got him on a free. Holds dual citizenship but gut feeling for me is that he’s a bigger gamble than the rest and can we afford a dud in what could be a difference making position vs this season if done right.

Doesn’t tickle the tastebuds like a Williams, Olise or Neto but likely to be half the price.

Bastards. Knew there would be a catch. Do you know whether that includes everything club related or just the replica shirts?

This was already a record breaking season for it by 9th March - can’t imagine how many more have been added since then: https://www.premierleague.com/news/3927750

There was a graphic flashed up on MoTD with this - it’s absolutely ridiculous. We now have goals going in at 100+ minutes FFS.

Non update. It’s Bailey after all. Not saying much other than Dildo Dan hopes to start with his Ineos mates after we appoint ours. Hardly fucking clairvoyant stuff is it…

Makes sense. Only 10 days until the last game anyway so hardly a long stint. Imagine Castore might want to eke out the Aussie tour too.

Anyone heard when the likely reveal is for the kits? Given the court case with that fat fucking pig said 7th June for the home one, it can’t be long before they start marketing it and opening up pre-orders. Got a 15% off adidas voucher that’s been earmarked for discounting the inevitable splurge.

Good to be able to root for Dortmund against the Francoist pigs in the final.

Newcastle have reached an agreement to sign Bournemouth's English defender Lloyd Kelly, 25. (Foot Mercado - in French) The Magpies'English left-back Lewis Hall, 19, has emerged as a summer target for Borussia Dortmund. (Givemesport) Newcastle and Inter Milan have joined the race to sign 25-year-old Barcelona and France defender Jules Kounde, who has also attracted interest from Chelsea, Manchester United andParis St-Germain. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

Coin flip on whether he’s the next Alexis Mac Allister or Christian Bassedas.

Brexit Jim taking charge.

WUM?

Apparently one kiss is all it takes…

Genuinely fucking rancid.

I don’t know what version of Wist Am will turn up. The one that battled to a 2-2 v Liverpool or the no Vaseline humped crew who shamed themselves at Chelsea.

Still is a headline writers dream. Sunderland Still Shit

I’d check his hard drive as well, helmet heeded creep.

I feel somewhat comforted by Big Jo and Miggy coming back. The Old Trafford game could end up a right basketball game shootout.

We’re a weird grifty race us human beings.