Nucasol

About as close as sunderland to winning the title you numerical numpty.

Eni Aluko maths levels.

Where? ”Over there…”

“Back to the Rabbit”

So the Cartel fuck us by restricting what we can spend with FFP and then fuck us spending it again by stalking out our targets. Double fuckers.

The Empire Strikes Back. Scrotum faced nonce Jim Ratcliffe as Emperor Palpatine.

Nice that.

Wet Spam basically putting a Boyle Sports patch on a white t-shirt. Drab.

I’d be chuffed with Wissa. Not blow the beans ecstatic like I’d have been with Ekitike but he’s a guy that knows the PL and can support or deputise for Isak when we’re in Euro/PL/cup rotation.

Thread title change. Not before time. Let the drama and dust settle and we go again.

Jacobs is just desperate for a job. He’s always just been a clingy freelancer frauding about in the Middle East. With all the noise following the takeover, 2022 WC and Saudi Pro League he’s managed to blag his way in as an “expert” and fluff someone at Chelsea to become their pet.

That’s a god damn guarantee.

Romano tweets update one. Plettenburg will follow up with a nugget later this morning about a new NUFC offer and how the player is close. Ornstein will report Liverpool have now hijacked the deal and offered more than NUFC but have also upped their offer for Isak to £130m plus incentives. And the milking continues…

The human centITKpede:

Waiting for another round of Pletty, Romano and Ornstein circle jerking each other today.

Presumably costing more in wages and a bigger transfer fee than recouped for Diaz.

Is it fuck. He breaks down and we’re relying on Will Osula to shoot us to glory. Keep Isak, use the funds earmarked for Ekitike to take care of other positions. Buy a lower cost back up.

Same craic when TAA decided to move to Real Madrid. Didn’t exactly cover themselves in glory then la.

No sign of him in any of the Burnley Portugal tour photos from the last two days.

Any noise from the UK journos? North East ones, not the agent cucks like Ornstein, Alex Crook and Mark McAdam.

Fuck the Jota stuff, they’ve got their big day at Anfield the week before. We need to be nasty, horrible cunts both on and off the pitch. They’re the absolute worst, insulated by the disproportionate presence they have in print and visual media. Glory hunting children of the 80s, now in situ in media posts.

Just imagine the turbo tweets he’s getting and engagement. Tills are ringing for Pletty.

Was great.