Nucasol

Scousers can’t be allowed to sign Hugo. Far too much phlegm in that pronunciation.

On a lighter note, Lamar under investigation for hiring the original Time Bandits for his 18th birthday: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cn5kpd4y2yvo

Ben Jacobs bracing for Todd’s girth?

Saudis better not bail Liverpool out on Nunez.

Locked in a basement with Ben Jacobs and let a pack of hungry wolves eat them alive.

Could we buy Sesko and Ekitike if we sell Isak?

Glad you agree Froggster.

He’s a proper little dicklicker isn’t he?

They’d be gambling on selling Jackson if they did. Exactly the type of shit they would gamble on. They’ve shown UEFA have no teeth and they can find any amount of loop holes they want to the PL rules, so don’t rule it out.

Fee agreed = Liverpool/Chelsea time

Karen Elanga.

Any chance Laurens can finish his croissant and café chaud and get us the morning transfer dopamine hit?

TalkSPORT starting early on the “it must mean Isak is going” line. Jeff Stelling and Pardew doing their engagement bait masters’ bidding.

Its Luke himself.

Forest though

Shagger Trafford is going to look 🔥 in that

No one gives a shit what these human jizz stains think.

Saudi suitors. Yasir man, get on the fucking blower.

Welcome Malik Thiaw.

Damn you Orny, reads ripe for a hijack with the “not close to being done” line.

Sorted

Ryder reaching out to his MySpace friends list. Otherwise known as his mam and Aunt Beryl.

Man Utd’s Alex Crook?

HOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDD