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Player fit style? Alreet for us strutting Adonis-types.

This club la.

Fucking prick. Romano, not you.

Other than Henderson, Duran and Veiga, I think a lot of players have done reasonable stints there. Don’t see Isak going at all.

Six weeks to do 4 deals as the market gets faster - absolutely fine, although would help if we got Trafford sorted over the weekend.

fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy Because I'm easy come, easy go Little high, little low Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, my time has come Sends shivers down my spine, body's aching all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows) I don't wanna die I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Galileo) Galileo, (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro, magnifico But I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity Easy come, easy go, will you let me go? No, we will not let you go (let him go) بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ We will not let you go (let him go) بِسْمِ ٱللَّٰهِ We will not let you go (let me go) Will not let you go (let me go) Will not let you go (never, never, never, never let me go) No, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia Mamma mia, let me go Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here Ooh Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah Nothing really matters, anyone can see Nothing really matters Nothing really matters to me

Delusional Dentist has obviously been over the border to Oman to pick one up.

Just a punchline waiting to happen this…

“Only wanted” {insert club x} Get in the bin.

BHH

That fucking Noon patch man.

The ghost of Paul Dummett.

Things you absolutely love to see. The absolute melt. Get a proper job.

Won’t he be more expensive because Arsenal have just bought Mosquera? I like the idea of a Spanish u21 international, has Huijsen vibes.

You star. Just got it in medium.

Nah.

The Greek PSR pawn looks like going out on loan to Real Betis.

Take some zinc tablets and you’ll have the transfer pecker up and it’ll be “here we go” again.

Exactly. How many players have we been beaten to by a club that didn’t try to shit on the Premier League and break away to the ESL? None I think. The Breakaway Bandits are just throwing their inbuilt unfair advantages around and we have to wait until these cunts deplete their resources for the summer.

Shahar is the one I hope breaks through this season.

Stones and glass houses - kit launch videos with Imperial Japanese style flags as we sign a Korean youngun.

All of the above.