Nucasol

Fuck. Right. Off.

Hiding in the bushes in StuntPegg’s garden.

Just the 9th keeper for the Kings Road Criminals.

Agreed, they’ve been terrific for us, but to kick on they’re going to have to make a big decision. The Saudi Fraud League currently heftily bailing out our rivals at every opportunity grates, and will continue to, until we get an opportunity to properly level the playing field. Until then we rely on the massive key person risk of Eddie being fit, well and firing.

Our overlords, where the left hand is inadvertently trying to break the fingers of the right hand... It will become more of a moot point when our esteemed leadership finally press go on the one thing that will make the difference. Stadium 2040 here we go…

£5m to Man Utd. However, leaves them with no transfer fee and £350k a week (minus of course @Froggy’s favourite 20% CL failure reduction) for the next two years. Just the £29m in wages to cough up for poor, hard done by, £200m package Mbeumo and Cunha signing, Man Utd.

Face like a ewe’s vag.

Falk off I say.

Lovely hook baited there to put that NUFC name out into the pond. Absolutely zero chance we’re nibbling on that.

ESL club flexing continues…

Waughwaffle. Knows absolutely fuck all about any of our targets. Stick to writing mushy tearjerkers or XG analysis with Caulkin.

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It would put them squarely in the top 25 of PL wage earners - primarily a split between ESL clubs with Man City having the most.

Cue the Wayne Lineker of Bellinghams being sold to West Ham in 2027/28, stood outside the athletics stadium doing that cringey “X” thing with his arms.

The rules apply to you, of course, but have been a”greed” so the wannabe ESL clubs can batter and bully the other 14 clubs, and most of Europe, into submission with their baked in financial muscle. Anyone trying to force their way in like ourselves or Villa has to be 100% every time on and off the pitch, whereas the ESL clubs can be complete failures on it and still win off it. Sky Sports are absolutely loving this. It’s a wet dream for them as their favourite clubs (don’t even try to deny it Froggy with some piss poor logic) go gangbusters in the market, getting their shorts, videos and social media content ticking up. It’s no fun for them when we win.

ESL clubs just taking the piss now. Maximum flexing on the pleb clubs.

Major positive is seeing Bald Fraudwards face first in the mud.

Not a Buonanotte for Eddie and his alleged transfer targets.

You mean AnotherBurnsieBurner?

I’m hopeful the fact none of the journos had any inkling of the Mitchell reveal that they know equally limited amounts about our transfer targets.

Yes, Spurs.

Fuck him. We haven’t got the revenue/wage structure to buy the £200k a week, ready baked PL players. Move on quick and let Nickson do his thing.

Yep. The South Coast Soulless Spreadsheet Skidmarks are “leading the race” apparently.