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Hoping the Putney End is still non segregated so I can sneak in with our fans. Bound to be an empty seat or two.

Lord Bendtner if you please.

Does that mean deal off in Romani’s weird emoji shit?

They’ll argue that legal documents take time to assess, prepare and respond to and the PL’s timescales are unreasonable. Probably some of the easier ones to dismiss rather than the Father Ted “it was just resting in my account” ones.

Mamma mia, so close to the Tonali sale as well.

For anyone who has missed out on the Newcastle allocation, managed to pick up two tickets in the Putney end next to the away fans. Now on General Sale on the Fulham website - print at home too, so no pissing around with posting them.

Moist.

Yep, ones down the bottom of the page now and on the left hand side.

Casper?

Gammon or Turkey?

Twilight of his career and still did us.

23 mins 30 in - they’ve done a Makina version of Blaydon Races:

Can understand Wilson going there. Isak? Hahahahahaha.

Anyone thinking the club isn’t open to this is naive. Getting £££ for any players over 30 is good business now and what we need. We have the 3rd highest average age of squad:

BRINKMANSHIP!!!!!!

Bent-er. To the point it feels like it’s going to fracture.

One of two will go I reckon. Probably Trippier. Wilson in the summer.

The Premier League is just bent now. Spurs, Arsenal, Man Utd and Liverpool lobbying for FFP to safeguard their positions. City circumventing it, Chelsea making a mockery of it.

That’s fair fucks to them - I wouldn’t want us hamstrung to buying Phillips and Hall this summer. Plus the £10m outlay/gamble is too much for us. West Ham are sitting on Rice profit, they’re in a good place.

Apologising in advance for use of Daily Heil: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-12885459/amp/Aston-Villa-Premier-League-stadium-plan-hold.html

Burn or Longstaff. Bruno would be my choice because he’s a leader and absolute heartbeat of the side but depends on appetite to make someone captain with a clearly flagged and publicised release clause on their contract.

He’ll claim it’s what he wants not an actual deal…unless it comes off and he’ll claim to be an ITK.

Palace are the 2024 version of Mike Ashley’s NUFC. Do barely enough to eke out a place in the PL. Nothing club.

Any decent fee takes the pressure off selling Onana for lower money. Saudi again helping our rivals - definitely a two pronged approach, not all the eggs in the NUFC basket.