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So we’ll be able to identify the scabs from their fraudy lettering? Bring on the bricking…

Unsurprising. £12m for him is a steal, he looked exactly the type of players we should have coming off the bench and covering in for the main 3 midfielders.

Scores bangers, eats bangers. You are what you eat and all that.

Any self respecting NUFC fan with a Frasers membership should be beaten, tarred and feathered then hoyed off the Tyne Bridge.

Jacobs is such a Chelsea “for rent” boy.

He’s the epitome of resilience. All throughout his career and now even last season as left back. Absolutely love the bloke and so glad he’s been the cornerstone of last season.

Likely to be sold if he doesn’t extend his contract. Given noises from him/his camp about needing regular first team football, I reckon he’ll be punted. Quite a few U23s primed for loan moves - Alfie Harrison, Sanusi, potentially Shahar should all be getting toughened up in the lower leagues rather than the fannyfest that is PL2 and the EFL Trophy.

Poetry brother, pure poetry.

Yep. City and Chelsea; also the end of season internationals.

Lovely marketing gimmick, almost like it was pre planned.

Liverpool complete Frimpong deal - smidge under £30m. Wankers. This summer’s Mac Allister? https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c93ygd459x9o

Fuck England. After they trashed Gordon pre-season and mid-season I wouldn’t lend them a bag of sugar. Let the ESL clubs flog their players to death all summer and we can attack them fresh next season.

Associated with Wraith. Instantly dismissed.

1. Tony Bloom. Massive Cartel cuck and fluffer. Helped push through FFP with your lot vocally. Cunt. 2. Location. Arse-end of the country to get to. Overpriced. 3. Fan base. Non-existent, passionless, Southern. 4. Predatory Minteh deal. 5. Long term on the pitch nemesis, we always struggle to beat them, especially at the Plastic Card Stadium. 6. Trelford Mills. Google him and the 1983 game. Up there with Uriah Rennie and Jeff Winter in the referee motherfucker stakes.

Just ESL clubs hoovering up all early talent with release clauses and selling their players to Saudi for exorbitant fees so they can further rape and pillage non-Cartel clubs for their best players, further exacerbating the football wealth divide. All cool, it’s their rules.

Fucking AI lad

Pep patronisingly lecturing him on the pitch before taking time out to spit all over the centre circle and put more scratches on his face than Pinheed from Hellraiser.

Friday afternoon reflection with a pint: Seeing all the early movement by Liverpool, Chelsea, Man Utd, Arsenal and now Man City with Cherki, it’s sad this transfer window charade where the cartel clubs get first dibs on all the talent by blasting everyone else out of the water. Spurs will no doubt pile in to complete the set by snapping up Guehi, Eze and/or Dibling just to put the upstarts back in their place. This season has been a genuine bloody nose for a few of them but, like *Star Wars analogy* the Empire after the first Death Star got blown up, it looks like they come back picking everyone else off with their loaded-dice gains and infrastructure. The hard work for us is boxing them out. After the last bloody nose in 2015-16 with Leicester winning the league, they all regrouped and no one made the top 4 again until us in 22/23 - though Leicester narrowly missed out with two 5th places around COVID - and look at them now for doing it. Hoping Eddie, Nickson and co can keep the miracles going as without the new stadium and revenue streams, we’re still in a different buying pool and approach to the Cartel.

Bournemouth, Brighton and Palace would be the dream relegation. Decimate the southern coast nonces and kick Parish in the face. West Ham could be a dark horse. In reality it’ll be the three Championship deadweights going back down.

Hoorah. Another maverick talent for Guardiola to crush the imagination out of 🥳

Welcome Bryan Mbeumo. Or not, given the comments by @Disco’s favourite person Thomas Frank.

Would love him to be an even more expensive Kunt Havertz, barrelling off back to the Bundesliga and leaving the Scousers with a reverse Coutinho situation.

Hummel? Humming more like.

They’ll be foaming that their precious club weren’t invited to the Club World Cup jamboree but the “new money filth” like Chelsea and Man City got a ticket. ‘Above us only sky’ and all that.