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Something really freaky about teethy tits. Good choon.

Gary Gallowgate.

I think it was the fact Arsenal went full Seth Johnson wages with the fee. They apparently launched a full internal investigation into it. On Mudryk, he will be a monster flop. Odd Todd tried to show he’s got the biggest balls and it’ll backfire spectacularly on so many of their signings. In 10 years Chelsea will be in textbooks somewhere about business mismanagement.

Pogba for the cost as well.

Hellscape.

Thomas Gravesen, Richard Chaplow and Chrissie Marsden as subs. Slapheed United.

Commonly known as the Ginger Brand Man.

Fancy Lewis will be back with us by January and dropping down a division to League One next time around.

Agreed. Let’s see how they do by January when we’ve played the full set of PL teams, the LC and Champions League. Could be genius, could be an absolute ‘drop a bollock’ but only time will tell.

Aye, absolute horseshit. Most measured fans love Eddie but daring not to criticise when we didn’t lay a glove on Man City, choked the Liverpool game and folded here is ostrich behaviour. Hoping the international break gives pause to reflect and find a bit of structure which is missing.

Still sugar tripping off Fender’s Kinder cake.

Chris Rigg will be there in 25/26 when we pinch him.

Yep, their paper says he’s still sorting the move.

He’s been absolutely rank, Nice hate him.

Hopefully he’s got more mobility than the last time we saw him at SJP.

Eh?

Gypsy Jeff and the Concrete Shaggers. Match made in heaven, he can tarmac outside the ground.

For actual money or a loan?

Castore definitely seem associated with Ashley for this level of vindictiveness!

They’ve got Robocop Murphy and Heffernan coming through, zero point in that move.

???? Full Alan Partridge treatment:

The definition of ‘mudded’. To be replaced in the Urban Dictionary by ‘Castored’.

A vital element of this new agreement will see Newcastle United rebuilding its own retail operations both in store and online, locally and globally, with further information to follow during the course of this season. Love this.

See how we’re doing too. If we’re still in the League Cup, doing reasonable in the league and are either though the in the UCL or drop into the Europa, there may be the need to bring forward to cover the rest of the season. If we’re out of the lot and just the league, they can hold their powder to summer.