Nucasol

Reflecting back after sleeping like a baby after such an easy win, it’s just funny how weak and feeble the mackems are as a club. The biggest straw they’ve always clutched at is how we’ve sold our soul and they haven’t. I’d argue they have of the events of the last week. It’s been great having the derby back but hopefully it shows that the gap is even bigger than when KK was taking us to 2nd and they were in the division below.

Who the fuck is that? Jason Orange on crack?

Weakside.

That’s my read on it. Weeks recovery to City, time on the training pitches, might see more of him now particularly if we get a kinder draw Monday evening (Maidstone at home).

Given the performance of our Championshit rivals today, let’s leave it at Wor Demba.

Salivating.

O’Nien had spent most of his career jobbing around various positions, a poor man’s Stevie Watson. It would have been a dereliction of duty if we hadn’t had our players going at him and Hume who has been scraped out the Irish League.

God forbid you’re the seagull on Wearside.

McMoist must have had a heavy session with his mackem in-laws the night before as he was all over the shop including slurring words.

That’s the derby!

Raided the bins for the leftover tinfoil off folks Xmas dinners.

TheUnder 18s we’re back in action v Wolves today - the prolific Neave with another 2 goals in a 3-2 win. Cheers to NUFC.com for finding the time to update amidst all the merriment of breaking weirdside hearts, minds and souls.

Could be moobs.

Largesse from their masters, betters and overlords. The peasants should be grateful. Let them eat Greggs YumYums.

They’ve been beasted, on the field, off the field, on social media, in the papers. No blood on their hands but happy to take whatever blood money is going. The KLD era is crumbling nicely.

£10m would be robbery on the mackems behalf. They’ve set everything up to cater for him since Diallo returned to Man Utd with pens etc. His career stats bar this season are so underwhelming. Today’s performance was a reversion to the norm.

Big question - is it a man or a woman? Maaaan or a womaaaaan, is it a man or a womaaaan?

Was smashing them to absolute bits, the epitome of men v boys.

Would be nice, West Brom the preference for me as can get belta scran pre-match and only an hour on the train.

He’d be able to cut himself down with his manky long claws.

With Botman as Robocop.

Was Mathew Crookston on meth when he watched it?

I don’t think so - never one to give the horrible cunts credit but that 2-2 game in 2000 was rabid to be fair.

Thought he seemed slow or hungover. Wasn’t with it.

Much better commentary and fo-commentary than Matterface and McMoist. Both also think it’s a foul by Ballard on Isak.