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I don’t think he’s Michael Owen, no chance. Genuinely think it would be end game for him if he did that, Eddie wouldn’t be having it.

The core of the squad are just burned out. No one has really had a full game off to rest, high tempo and some great results but it’s all mounted up to a position where we can’t go full noise for 90 minutes. 3 losses in a run of 8 really tricky games, two of those to Dortmund, winning the home league games as well. December is going to be a tough month but hopefully the bed wetters simmer down a bit before we can regroup in January.

New lads starting to make an impression:

Mask slips again. Not quite the warm, funny banter boy that the press had him down as. He’s a winner and most of them are absolute sociopaths.

Needs a break. Two weeks on England duty is a fucker as can’t see him pulling out.

Good routes from Schipol.

I feel absolutely decrepit reading that. Cheers for making me feel old.

Testimonials every week in the sunshine aren’t exacting like having to track back or attack Kyle Walker for 90 mins in pissing doon rain.

Joint top with Sheffield United: https://www.premierinjuries.com/injury-table.php

Terminal.

Phillippe Albert:

Carl Wanker am I rite?

Feel like I need to scrub myself raw with a pumice stone after writing this but *shudder* really good take by Edwards on the Arteta situation: https://x.com/telefootball/status/1721452887711117773?s=46&t=ODCi93Jpx6PQfubREKUtbA

West Ham after Moyes moves upstairs this summer when his contract ends.

As much as I want Gordon to get selected in the long term, I hope it’s not this time around. He needs the two week break after picking up a lot more minutes after Isak’s injury.

Defected. No longer BEIN Jacobs.

Thread for their match? Good one. I think there wasn’t a single comment in this thread in the 90 minutes they were playing.

Is that why we lost 12 games in a row against Man City and haven’t beaten Liverpool at Anfield since 1994 in the league?

Arsenal’s injuries? Quick look on PhysioRoom has us top of the league for that too.

Someone ask him about Havertz challenge, the salty little wiener.

Tears coming lads, wait for it.

Little added extra spicy press conference action from Senor PencilNeck.

Arteta is such a pencil necked gimp.

Delighted for him, too club man and really matured as a player and leader.

No qualms about him being in the starting line up, looking forward to seeing his development.