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“Closing in” the same way we were with Barella. Take anything from The Telegraph with a handful of salt as their headline writers and those doing the articles are always out of synch.

Claimed to be informed but wasn’t and knew fuck all. Living in Dubai seemed to be his USP on why he might know. I lived in London but didn’t know what Staveley and the Reubens were doing but on his basis could claim equal qualification.

Burnsie is worse. He’s like that cunt from Split with all his multiple accounts and personalities interacting.

Thought he was signing for Spuds ?

Burned the NUFC dressing gown and got a FTM tattoo instead the little shite bag.

What position was Franca again?

Seen as Paully got a photo with him the other day, probably his insider intel as he plied Basham with Jaegers.

Feyenoord, Leipzig and Salzburg plz.

Any signposting on when we can expect the away and third kits? Or are Castore only capable of fucking up one production lifecycle at a time?

Destroying the lives of NUFC fans across his four year contract. The little double denimed dildo.

Dear god, the freak has no shame.

Agreed. Three monster stands and some pokey shed just looks daft.

Who is he masquerading as now?

Where has this pisstake come from around overcharging in the last year of contracts? Wasn’t there that rule brought in where players could buy themselves out?

Interested to see how he gets on as we were linked with him previously.

More salt than the Dead Sea.

Nik the Bubble and Screech from Saved by the Bell getting on the end of them.

Baumgartner -> Nkuku Carvalho -> Slobbaz

Luke who’s stalking.

Can’t see him going to Brokelona. Real supposed to be getting Mbappe for €200m and have the best potential midfield in world football, plus stadium cost overruns so rule them out. Leaves Citeh, PSG or Saudi.

She definitely noshing him off like?

Feels like his next step should be a lower end PL club (Palace as Zaha / Olise replacement) or decent European one. Playing regular football for Sunderland is positive but if you’re Man Utd you want Diallo progressing levels year on year.

Just got a niggling feeling about it.

https://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/newcastle-star-bruno-guimaraes-good-relationship-pep-guardiola-transfer-links-man-city/bltbec007d94550ba66 He’s obviously rated from when Lyon beat Citeh. Think he could be a good Gundogan replacement for them. Obviously don’t want him to go with Tonali coming in but hoping Citeh get Rice to shut any need down.