Nucasol

“In Itttttttaaaaallllllleeeeeeeeeeeee”

Adam or Boris?

Strikes me as a Cowgate sort of guy. Good access required to Morrisons.

Three bottles of Chianti deep by the pool. He’ll come online later completely steaming to kybosh any hope we have before returning to his holiday of laughing at open graves and misery.

Cosy Joe’s? Deal signed and sealed within minutes once the ripper comes round promising full nuddy for a quid each in her pint glass.

Should have all their subscribers cancel for using that Tory quilt Thogden. Needs an absolute paggering does the little shite.

Please refrain from posting anything from Twitter by the tinfoil hatted nonce Burnsie.

Enough fangs to make 100 pianos.

Too busy costing up on the bench with his two best marras Wilson and Trippier.

Disco Des.

Easy white chocolate, don’t want you to melt.

Red cards and rapes severely reduced too #Winning

Are you going full “full kit wanker”? If not, why the fuck does the sock colour matter? Exemption if it’s for your kids, otherwise danger behaviour.

Saw the clip on Twitter. Basically runs through all the options and says based on Spurs being tight it’ll end up being us for c£50m.

Perfect excuse to bin them off under service level standards…providing that fat cockney cunt put them in the deal.

Worrying.

David Sullivan?

If the tinfoil hat twat is saying it he’s off to Spurs.

The chat in the article is that they’ll sell one of Barella or Onana, not both.

They weren’t bad this time around. Compared to the six weeks last year I got the home shirt from order to delivered in one week.

Lovely. Now Michi Batshuyai is out of contract they need a new striker to send on loan with high wages to Everton, Besiktas and Palace until 2029. They’ve found their perfect replacement.

Quick flick for Tah on Twitter and he’s been linked with us, Liverpool, West Ham and Spurs. His agent has been very busy.

Sodom and Go-marra

Nailed it. Playing the super fan card and now bleating about prices? Sell a fucking kidney

Would swap Timber for Kim but agree on #1 and #2. Schurrs & Sven would be hellish.