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Luke Frederick Edmund Edwards?

How’s the bacon bits did you say?

Agreed. Don’t think we can rely on his aging frame to hold up. He’s been playing regularly since 16 at Charlton and Football’s equivalent of Father Time is heading his way with his scythe. Also he’s missed way more than 11 games.

How’s the bacon did you say?

He’s an odd cunt.

Gateshead traitor Dirty Don Hutchinson.

Top of the table.

Who’s that behind Mark Hughes?

Brilliant for the lad, was banging them in for the stiffs first half of last season before he got knackered.

Underrated post.

Howe’s the bacon did you say?

Cyborg hybrid frontman Wood Weighorst. Blends the finest lumbering attributes of both Wor Chris and Big Wout.

We’ve been linked.

Sean Casey sucks cocks for baccy.

An Ibe vibe?

Their fans seem to be screaming for a Left Back. Junior Firpo is not flavour of the month.

Tete, Gnonto, McKennie are some rapid tricky players.

Good signing for Leeds.

Any risk the FA try to shoehorn our postponed Wist Am away game in any of the weeks?

.Wav file?

“Where’s the real men?” screams Dyche at Finch Farm as he furiously prepares a £25m bid for Ashley Barnes and his thinning thatch.

Dyche wants £40m to buy Weighorst 2.0, not DCL and his gender neutral dress code and Gordon’s flares put him well offside with the gravel-voiced gaffer. Tom Davies also likely will be culled for his get up.