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If you look at appearances, Fraser and Almiron played 29 times and 30 times respectively last season. From Howe coming in until the Wolves game, Fraser started 14 out of the 19 games. He then went missing again (injured?) allowing Almiron to come back into the team. No doubting neither of them have made the position their own but I feel if Fraser had been consistently fit or not missing for personal reasons he’d have been the starter. Both of them are still below the required standard though and will be on horrendous wages making them impossible to shift.

He’s desperate to say “I told you so” one way or the other, the absolute eggheeded fraud.

Matty Longstaff to Baaaaarnsley.

Humour me - who’d you suggest Howe’s preferred front three was last season if they were all fit - excluding Wood as Wilson was crocked?

Hoping he’s on the yellow ticker going out today. Means we found an upgrade.

I’d say 4 - Shelvey would be a starter at this point if fit. Over 1/3rd of the team.

Things will calm down - no League Cup until November means non-Europe teams will be able to prepare better in the week than the 7 in Europe. West Ham have a European tie the Thursday before we play them whereas we have 8 days after the Palace game to recover and prepare.

We need some replacements for the Gang of Glass up front. Wilson, ASM and Fraser, arguably our first choice 3 pre-Isak, are too regularly injured. Does anyone know how many games these three played together? Winger is definitely a necessity, preferably one comfortable playing regular and inverted roles.

Beyond desperate to see Edwards planted face first in the transfer mud, a boot stomped copy of his ‘Luke who’s talking’ column out The Journal crushed and crumpled just out of arm’s reach. Make it happen Danny Boy.

He’ll play a lot of the League Cup, FA Cup, winter fixtures and Champions League dead runners plus enough in the league. He’ll get more than enough for his first season in the U.K.

Given his new status as a diplomatic fixer, someone should book him a visit to the Saudi embassy in Istanbul.

CPS have something like 20 days to decide whether they want a retrial.

Definite discrimination of the slapheed alive and well in Britain’s public services.

None of them gays in Sunderland marra

Tory cunt.

Called it:

Kompany doesn’t want him but I’ve found a cracking job for him on the fish counter in their local Asda.

Looking at @SUPERTOON or @54for the win here…

Smashing pissed into a row of parked cards as standard.

Pete Tong Essential Selection album covers.

PFM though, get out of jail card for wankiness incoming.

Anorexic Claire Balding.

Mitro 1-0 Fulham.