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Tease.

9 in 81 - or a goal every 9 games from a winger. Lifting that.

In the process of dusting himself down and rolling his sleeves up.

Gone by the World Cup with craic like that.

Then flinging it about like an angry chimp at London Zoo.

Severe sunburn.

Skeet Loose.

Sounds like an ode to leaving Citeh.

Strikes me as a massive nonce. Can’t believe 1.5m people subscribe to hear these “insights”.

I had it with the home kit. Evri, for all their sins, did everything right but it was on the club side. Unfortunately no other way of contacting them than the shitty concierge email address - the free form way of doing it on the club website was ignored. Huge back office gaps to fill as the infrastructure around merchandising is dogshit.

Marsh at Leeds also with a decent start. Bamford being injured again isn’t going to help them though.

Great seeing every person on the post match interviews on Sky Sports News absolutely scorched. De Bruyne has some serious sunburn, his entourage will be dunking him in a vat of aftersun for the rest of the day.

Good point against a side who turned over Man Utd away last week. Personally think we’re three players away from being able to really compete - RW, CF and CDM. Gutted Kalvin Phillips has decided to waste the next four years at City on benchlife as he’d have been ideal.

Given Leverkusen’s results, wonder if they might be tempted to cash in on Diaby ahead of a tough season.

Bodies dropping aal ower here.

Agreed but never happening whilst Asian viewing figures are still sky high.

Very strange man/boy/manchild.

“You’ll enjoy yourself in that bed” - judging by the stains somebody already has.

Salmon Pink Pearson.

Any sign of cameras seems to be a magnet for the self promoting and window licking segments of our support. Wraith, Hastie and Keith the Teeth would be all over it, along with Benwell’s answer to the 40 Year Old Virgin. Thanks but no thanks.

Bingo.

Swingers Club? Thought he didn’t like people getting handsy with him:..

Given the Lyon to Newcastle link, the hope is it’s Paqueta. Reality is it’ll be some entitled Tarquin.

Archachon is a beach resort. Could just be high roller holidaymakers.

Seems exclusively a French plane, so doesn’t look like a club one. Agent flight?