Nucasol

Man of Glass.

Forest - I don’t know what’s going on there - the Greek chairman has just lost his shit. Everton can’t spend like they want either, although their covid accounting to try and get round FFP was hilarious in its creativity.

How Chelsea can spend like this when the rest of the league outside the Sinister Six are handcuffed by FFP is absolute horseshit. Unless the £60m is heavily bulked out by Gordon winning the treble every season, then Everton are massively pegging Boehly and Chelsea with this.

Fucking melt ?

Tres chaud indeed ?

Forest still haven’t finished their squad overhaul - keep Brennan Johnson + 24 new signings.

Only Premier League or can we add in players from our three seasons in Div1/Championship? PL only: GK: Alnwick RB: Geremi CB: Campbell CB: Cacapa LB: Wayne Quinn RM: Cabella CM: Hamilton CM: Georgiadis LM: Brady CF: De Jong CF: Rivière Big mentions to JDT, Andreas Andersson, Facundo Ferreyra and Ian Rush up front. Squeezing so much shite into two slots is too hard.

Brighton’s win at Wist Am also puts our result in a different context. Delighted by today, hope we can carry it into the next two away games.

More cash in whilst your at the top of your asset value. Shit season where Diaby underperforms, you miss the CL and you’re left with less time on his contract and a much weaker bargaining position. Dyer, Longstaff, Lascelles syndrome.

Thigh by Tuesday, groin by next Saturday.

Leverkusen with 3 losses from 3 games - offer them the £40m for Diaby and see whether they nibble now.

Kudos to them.

“Say do you come from Edenburrow?”

U-S-A, U-S-A!

Crack the bubbly off the side of HMS PissTheLeague.

Only after he’s dusted himself dooooooon

Beeeew.

Big Willy Style.

Geewch

Lisandro is wrong for this league. Come 2nd half of the season when he’s getting bombarded by panic ball hoofing to 6ft 4+ monsters he’ll massively struggle.

Doesn’t a transfer request mean forfeiting your 10% of the fee? Might mean this gets done it Leicester don’t have to lose £6m - £7m

Surprised the Mendes Model hasn’t worked for Neves at this point.

Embedded tweet please.