Nucasol

In their deluded minds, believe me they could.

Salah, De Bruyne, Lukaku - all buried in the Chelsea graveyard but thriving elsewhere.

Fucks sake. More cowboys than a John Wayne movie.

The banana shorts.

If you’re a Mexican cartel. Europe-based you’d be better off going to Credit Suisse. Particularly fond of a Bulgarian coke dealer:

Great client pick up for their Commercial bank at a time they are all greening their lending to lower financed emissions. Football clubs aren’t exactly heavy emitters.

One last roll of the dice and hoping the ESL kicks in. They’ve sold off 25% of the club’s future tv rights for the next 25 years to Yanks if I’ve read it right to fund it.

Course they have. Good old Brokelona.

Fillet steak vs a battered can of Fray Bentos.

Known in the trade as a Lukaku.

Poor isn’t it. Grace Jones proving initiative doesn’t always work.

When Simon Parish refuses to take no further part in the ESL discussions:

Nice guy. In a charming Bond villain sense. Think Christopher Walken and his zeppelin in View to a Kill.

Love a bit of Sam Chui.

Saw it this morning. If that’s the case then a little bit of communication with fans from either Castore or the club would calm the farm as it genuinely is beyond their control. If it’s just shit Castore distribution then that’s another issue.

Burnsie with a press pass.

Yep - shows proper succession planning. Mahrez is 31, Saka coming home for him would be scary.

Would prefer Kasper Dolberg from Nice. Would be good to have a Great Dane up front.

Jesus, Zinchenko and ?

Martin “Jack Russell” Terrier

Bayern? De Ligt didn’t come cheap.

They seem to have unhealthy obsession with Michael Martin’s ex-wife.

Budget.

Total ballache isn’t it?

His doubling and tripling down on being the heel for the NUFC fan base is getting seriously cringey.