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Knowing his little Englander mentality he'll be saying we should have signed Ivan Toney.

Ginger Bill from Wheatley Hill; never worked and never will.

All the driving was supposed to be fucking his hamstrings up. Stops that and they go again.

Tap-in merchant goes transfer balls deep.

“It’s Pearson closing in…”

Nee cunt in Hicksville will be cerebral enough to watch Pointless.

Completely, can’t fail to see that now. Even the shift laugh.

For £5m, if it’s near enough guaranteed, then I’m happy with this.

From Tranmere’s hackers to the Black Country Lisbon Exiles on Sunday is one hell of a pivot stylistically.

Yep. His injury record on TransferMarkt isn’t great. 163 days out with hamstring injuries at us and Bournemouth. 20 games missed. Nothing compared to 2 cruciate ruptures (55 games missed) but add this to thigh and calf injuries and you’ve got someone who is massively susceptible to muscular injuries. Since 2018 he’s missed 307 days and 39 games worth of football with them.

Beat me to it.

Owen was the same apparently, especially with his super noodle hamstrings.

They’ve already got Havertz who looks exactly the same player.

Once you get it into your head that a muscle keeps ‘popping’ you do naturally hold back. Calf popped a few years back playing football and came back after four months out, physio et all, but every hint of tightness even cramp and you’re cakeing it that it’ll go again so ease off.

Dead, found like a modern day Hitler and Eva Braun alongside Tranquillo Barnetta in Jesmond Dene House, joint suicide after failing to sign for the lads.

Pants round ankles beating himself typing that update. The positivity in the last 24 hours will have pained him like sunlight to a vampire.

We were always looking for that player. Wilson’s niggles just meant we couldn’t be as picky unless we want a 20 year old and Chris Wood potentially as our only options for 4 months.

Ben Emerton?

Not double barrelled enough (Walker-Peters, Ward-Prowse-Tory). No wonder Che Adams is on the way out - if he was Chetwyn Fred-Adams he’d be a guaranteed starter.

Sangare from PSV would be a peach. Him plus someone on loan and we’ll have had a hellish window. Only negative has been our inability to shift any of the fringe players for cash - Fat Mike really delivering that sting in the tail along with Castore, Fun88, Bruce’s enlarged payoff and Charnley’s bonus.

I just don’t think we can take the risk at this stage of our growth plan on someone who is already feeling an injury three games in. Fantastic player but totally unreliable fitness across a 40+ game season.

Won’t play again until the Palace game in November. By the time the cup on January comes around he might have played another round in December. Will fade to grey in the next window if he can even keep himself fit.

Scott McTomiNeymar?